Married at first sight Uk #7 Brads a walking red flag and Ella's only there for a shag

[Furrytriangle]

I would agree but he's committed the ultimate sin with that turtleneck top he's got on

He can be forgiven for that after all the joy he has brought us, be kind.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

omg terrance and porsha are sooo aggy, omg relax !!!!!!!

 

[formerlurker]

Lovely opening speech Terrance. Really settled the atmosphere.

 

[AbnormalFrog]

JJ WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIRT HAHAHAH

 

[pommobear]

so why are george and peggy tit stirrers but luke is just a "jokester "

They're all tit stirrers and I'm here for it. Love a tit stirrer

 

[Miss Begotten]

I misheard and thought he asked her about her tits

Give it a minute and he’ll probably be offered a guided tour.

 

[Zulkraa]

I feel like he’s going to start a cult retreat on an island and force them all to drink tainted kool aid

He’s a frog licker/kambo advocate already

 

[chickenlittle367]

Peggy trying to drop Jay into it lol

 

[Diagnosis123]

JJs shirt is horrendous

Looks like a middle aged darts player

 

[DwightSchrute123]

Bit like Stephanie Davies?

Yes!! Exactly this!

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Terence & Porcha are a pair of bullies

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Arfur, oof! I would, and then I would again.

GeorgeS now in possession of the spoon.

I'm not sure I like the narrative around this spin the bottle thing. I dislike Porsha, but if she apparently kissed (frenchly) these 4 men - why isn’t anyone calling them out? Or are only women responsible for their actions.

 

[Redtea2]

I’m lost who has kissed who

 

[mozzarellagirl]

Give it a minute and he’ll probably be offered a guided tour.

Starting with "I stand here, not afraid to say, that as shocking as it may seem, I am a-"

 

[gimm3more]

Considering she paid for them Ella’s tits are awful! They are so stretched and painful looking. Not even a slight attempt to make them look natural. Horrible things!!

Because men don’t have breasts to give decent implants to

 

[formerlurker]

Bianca’s thinking maybe she didn’t get the absolute worst deal after all..

 

[Penisdlite]

JJs shirt looks like it’d have that static-y crackle every time he moves

 

[Clovis]

The new couples be like:

 

[Scotch Mist]

Considering she paid for them Ella’s tits are awful! They are so stretched and painful looking. Not even a slight attempt to make them look natural. Horrible things!!

JJ looked very interested in them though

 

[AbnormalFrog]

I've missed bits...do we know who Posha kissed?