Married at First Sight UK #5 Terrence treats Porscha with distain, whilst Brad's after anal. What a pain!

[jolly_parsley]

Love the hatred of Brad bringing Terrence and Portia together! Finally found common ground!

 

[AnnaKey]

What's a Poundland Dom asking for a friend

I think it's generally a 20 year old lad that calls themself a Dom cos they get off on choking and spitting on someone.

 

[Now I get it]

He is such a knob

 

[chickenlittle367]

Does someone wanna tell Shona and Brad that there’s no prize in any of this

 

[Diagnosis123]

Now that's what I call a happy couple

 

[pommobear]

Sorry, throw me out, but I like Georges.

 

[bananabutter]

Paul had it bang on then. Bradley says he doesn’t care about the group, but that performance was entirely for the group. Typical narcissist

 

[YerDaSellsAv0n]

If you're so in loooove why the duck do you care what anyone else thinks?

 

[Clovis]

Brad trying to keep Shona isolated from the rest of the group. Typical controlling behaviour.

 

[Redtea2]

The universe and stars

 

[docmum]

Ironically I have no words

 

[Kas01980]

Brads neck is just weird. Dunno if it's the tattoos but it looks stretched. It reminds me of the Cluedo characters

 

[pommobear]

Brad, the Poundland Dalai lama

More like the dalai lama you find under a pile of dogshit. Don't insult poundland.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

listening to brad

 

[chickenlittle367]

Brad looks like he doesn’t wash his ass and his reasoning is that he spreads his legs and exposes his ring piece during a full moon to recharge and align his chakras. In other words, he stinks.

 

[Now I get it]

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Inside Brad's head

 

[aimzalicious]

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Dom jumpscare

 

[eeeecccc]

Why has it taken me this many episodes to realise he's called Georges and not George? I thought they were all just pronouncing it different as an inside joke

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Why am I warming to Porscha this episode

Because she's not Brad?

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Luke loves a gossip

Get him on this thread so he can tell us what Brad said. I'm placing a tenner the dirty bastard got Shona to rim him and then shove a crystal up his arse