Married at First Sight UK #5 Terrence treats Porscha with distain, whilst Brad's after anal. What a pain!

[MuthaCuppa]

Brad is going to snake on Luke and tell Laura what he’s said.

 

[aimzalicious]

WHERE'S ARFUR



oh he's just ill. what me to feed you some co-codamol baby?

 

[Diagnosis123]

What happened to that famous Polish grit? Arthur, knocked off his feet by a runny nose

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Nathaniel has to think really carefully about everything he says doesn't he. It's such a crappy position to put him in.

LAURA HAS KILLED ARFUR!

 

[Zulkraa]

Arthur’s got the runs

 

[chickenlittle367]

Rozz walked in like she was with her gay bestie

Do we think Terence and Porsche have done the deed?

 

[pommobear]

If Arthur needs a nurse I'm happy to oblige.
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Rozz walked in like she was with her gay bestie

Do we think Terence and Porsche have done the deed?

Only if he paid her.

 

[Don’tStart]

Luke’s the biggest witch there

Tbf I’m gradually warming to Ruth Langsford

 

[Redtea2]

Luke is like my husband loves a gossip and telling me the juicy details

 

[JombleWomble]

The way Ella talks as if she's entitled to physical intimacy from Nathaniel is actually gross. He's explicitly said that he wants more time to get to know each other before things get physical. He's allowed to feel that way. He's also allowed to maybe realise he doesn't fancy her. The way she keeps pushing for sexual activity is gross and what is even the point of having "experts" if they don't step in to address this kind of behaviour?!

Luke is such a tit-stirrer but he's such a cheeky chappy type that he kinda gets away with it

 

[Evesdropping]

Porsha is ratting Luke out. I'm here for the drama, much better than the spoon.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

don't send me to the dungeons friends, but i like tasha

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Got your stirring spoon out there Beyoncé

 

[Zulkraa]

I’d like to see Laura put Luke in his place, Luke will give as good as he gets

 

[chickenlittle367]

I wish they had sat Shona and Brad at opposite ends of the table purposely

 

[aimzalicious]

Slap me someone I’m really warming to Luke.

I love that he gives no fucks and just says what he thinks. Let the drama commence!

 

[Penisdlite]

Got your stirring spoon out there Beyoncé

I’m triggered by the mention of spoons!

 

[Furrytriangle]

Brad is going to snake on Luke and tell Laura what he’s said.

Wait what did he say I missed this!

 

[pommobear]

Luke is like my husband loves a gossip and telling me the juicy details

Same

 

[docmum]

Luke’s the biggest witch there

Tbf I’m gradually warming to Ruth Langsford

is he though? I agree with almost everything he’s called so far! It’ll all depend if he owns it when the tit hits the fan, for me anyway.