Married at First Sight UK #5 Terrence treats Porscha with distain, whilst Brad's after anal. What a pain!

[aimzalicious]

I can't even hate Shona, I just feel sad watching her. I've been her once many years ago!

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I genuinely cannot bear Tasha. Really just rubs me the wrong way. She’s the kind of person that when she comes in the room you say under your breath ffs here we go

 

[MuthaCuppa]

Along with the great sock shortage is there a fabric shortage and that’s why the girls dresses have bits missing ??

it’s all been used to make Brad’s shirts

 

[PeneLope111]

tit me, there’s really nothing between Shonas ears isn’t there?? Why can’t they see our love?! Cos it’s not real love - it’s infatuation from your side. He’s not bothered - he’s had what he wants

 

[mozzarellagirl]

See how it's shona having to do all the defending and making herself look silly when it's Brad that's pulling the strings behind her. He gets to sit there pretty while she does the work to save face

Poor girl, she's going to learn a hard hard lesson

 

[me myself and karma]

Why is Brad asking what's his gob to tell £1 land Ellie Goulding what he said. Proper playground antics!!

 

[Diagnosis123]

Woodpecker, confirmed

 

[bananabutter]

I can't even hate Shona, I just feel sad watching her. I've been her once many years ago!

I feel sorry for her too. I think she’s harmless and incredibly naive. She’s the perfect victim for someone like Brad.

 

[pommobear]

I feel sorry for Shona but she's really quite stupid.

 

[MuthaCuppa]

Tasha’s braids just remind me of this

 

[docmum]

I can't even hate Shona, I just feel sad watching her. I've been her once many years ago!

I hear ya

 

[MissGlitzyRitzy]

When I look at Tory boy I get flashes of me bean from his face. I like him but keep seeing me bean. Is it just me? Do I need an eye test ?

edit : mr bean not me bean !!

nooo I don't see it
but now I can't stop thinking of Mr Bean and Liz Truss having a night of passion 🛏

Actually give Roz some glasses and I get Irma vibes (Beans gf)

 

[Zulkraa]

 

[Don’tStart]

Me listening to Shona claim their relationship is rock solid after finding out he’s told the entire group about his desire to be pegged:

 

[Kas01980]

I feel lost! I didn't see any of last nights of any of tonight's. Only just turned it on!! . Is last nights worth watching?

 

[me myself and karma]

Woodpecker, confirmed
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He'd be more subtle if he just cocked his leg an pissed on her.... oh wait

 

[Furrytriangle]

You’re not a bleeping onion luv

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

You’re not a bleeping onion luv

Like an onion it will all end in tears

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I don't think Luke's there to find love, he's there to start fires.

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Brad is absolutely raging that they aren't all gasping in awe at his relationship isn't he. twit.

Ella he doesn't fancy you. K?

GeorgeS needs to start talking about tits again before I accidentally start to like him.