Married at First Sight UK #4 I'd do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

[MarshMallowMonster]

When Shona speaks I just think of Orville the Duck!

Yep am digging Jay and Luke, Liz and Posh Bloke. The rest are faking in different levels.

 

[Howdy]

Peggy does a brilliant gormless face whenever she is surprised or shocked. She just stands there with her mouth open.

Porscha IS drama. I don't think much of Terence either but she's just hard work.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I caught up today at the gym…..almost fell off the cross trainer when Ella said she hadn’t even been fingered

Also saw this legend post on fb

 

[Howdy]

Brad and Shona are too much. And he reminds me of m&ms.That advent with the guy who prunes flowers.

They'll have a lot of sex for a while and realise their stars blah blah don't align anymore
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I caught up today at the gym…..almost fell off the cross trainer when Ella said she hadn’t even been fingered

Also saw this legend post on fb

Ella is grim with the fingering comment! She tries too hard.

Shona's voice Brad is a show off.

 

[daisybrown]

I want Arthur and Laura to stay for a while, he is very nice to look at!

 

[call.me.coco]

Peggy does look trans, it's true. False as duck anyway.

Not sure that I'll be able to stick nine weeks' worth of this. Mind you, Mr Lickin quite likes it.

Shona looks trans

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

At this early point, how are Paul and co calling themselves experts?

"Eany, meany, money, mo ...
This person breathes oxygen, OMG!,so does this one! Perfect match"

 

[Trixxx]

Shona looks trans

I did actually think this too in her wedding episode, and as mentioned my partner thinks Peggy looks more trans than Ella. It just seems to be all the work they have had done, it makes them look too fake I think. I wonder if they have gone for a certain type to make Ella look more womanly.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

I had a horrid thought about shonas baby voice... I bet she does that in bed with brad

 

[Penisdlite]

Shona’s voice reminds me of a woman who was on love island a few years ago (can’t remember her name)

 

[Fatty11]

Shona’s voice reminds me of a woman who was on love island a few years ago (can’t remember her name)

Sophie Rochelle humes sister god she was annoying

 

[veryfondoftea]

The only accurate thing the experts have EVER said is about Brad and Shona's peacocking. The rest of the time they are too busy trying to make sure they look good.

I really like Paul and Tasha, I hope they work out.

 

[Multi-21]

The only accurate thing the experts have EVER said is about Brad and Shona's peacocking. The rest of the time they are too busy trying to make sure they look good.

I really like Paul and Tasha, I hope they work out.

They did seem to think they had more red flags than some of the other couples
Looking forward to seeing them on the couch tonight to see it all unravelling as it surely will

 

[pommobear]

What are the "experts" meant to be "experts" in?

 

[Fluffy Slippers]

The actual spoon brought to porscha by the childish production team. #peppapig

 

[Skellig]

If Nathaniel had gone up the grooms and said 'tit lads not even got a hand shandy off her' I wonder how Ella would have reacted.

I always think talking about your sex life in the way Ella does is not only a sign of immaturity but not being serious about a relationship.

It's shite that she had such a great opportunity as the first transwoman and she's like this. I thought she was gonna be sweet, how nice was her dad like I do think it's a front and she is deeply insecure. Like having to mention her great pussy(it was Sculpted by a surgeon so of course it's nice ). She's very insecure in that bunch of women.

It wouldn't have been ok if Nathanial said it as he's a man so she gets away with it.

Deffo think George(S) is gonna love Ella. Overly flirty blonde fake boobs

 

[RubySky478]

I’m an episode behind but it’s very easy for Brad and Shona’s ‘stars to be aligned’ in the Maldives. Let’s see what happens when they get back to Grimsby…

 

[Zulkraa]

Ella

 

[Howdy]

Shona looks trans

I was going to say that but thought I'd get laid into. There is something masculine about her face. Too much tinkering with their faces this lot. Laura's lips too - and her friend's were absolutely massive! Mrs Hinch looks like she came out of a plastic factory. At least Tasha and Spoon Girl look normal.
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It's shite that she had such a great opportunity as the first transwoman and she's like this. I thought she was gonna be sweet, how nice was her dad like I do think it's a front and she is deeply insecure. Like having to mention her great pussy(it was Sculpted by a surgeon so of course it's nice ). She's very insecure in that bunch of women.

It wouldn't have been ok if Nathanial said it as he's a man so she gets away with it.

Deffo think George(S) is gonna love Ella. Overly flirty ✔ blonde ✔ fake boobs ✔

Always bringing it back to sex, it's kind of sad really, how she tries to validate her transwomanhood (is that a word?!) by being like this, overegging it. I find it really offputting and cringe.

 

[MissGlitzyRitzy]

Shona looks trans

Can see that. The overdone filler look can make anyone pass as trans as it's just exaggerating your features.

Maybe Brad is in for a shock mind you think it would be welcomed
they are already at like rabbits aren't they?
Can you imagine they get to visit eachothers pads.
I bet you Brad is well protective of his crystal collection
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I love the American Mafs as well as I'm temporarily living in the states at the moment (New York) I'm rewatching old episodes.

I wish they would revisit the couples from older mafs episodes.