Married at First Sight UK #4 I'd do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

[docmum]

Ella’s had a load more tit put in her face before this episode. I resent the show for making me watch this pair, they’re as fake as her face.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

What the hell is up with these experts? They are not hitting it off and they're just trying to invent reasons to bring them closer.

 

[Danielle0120]

I really like Nathaniel. He's been tit all over, I hope he finds happiness in the future, with a man cos he's very clearly GAY.

 

[YerDaSellsAv0n]

Nathaniel has never seen Ella cry? Where's he been the last 2 weeks?

 

[missxtl]

Ella needs to calm the f down. It’s more about looks for her!!

 

[welshgirl2021]

Ella loosely looks like a woman BUT thinks like a man I guess no amount of surgery can alter that?

 

[mozzarellagirl]

"WOWZA!!!" brace yourselves

 

[AbnormalFrog]

God Ella's lips are bleeping atrocious

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

Ella needs to lay off the oestrogen. Those fake tears.......

 

[Jt2020]

Ah god it’s the spiritual shaggers

 

[sirbenfro]

Oh god here come the walking STDs

 

[pommobear]

Is it just me that thinks Ella looks like Patsy Kensit.

Maybe a half melted candle that vaguely resembles Patsy Kensit?

 

[I steal names]

Oh god, here we go…

 

[coconochanel]

Terence is a poundshop Kanye

 

[Monkeymagic85]

Mel ain’t buying this tit

 

[mozzarellagirl]

the way he constantly says babe and baby ... EW so ingenuine... you just know he has community dick

 

[sirbenfro]

Very explorative or very exploitative?

 

[docmum]

They do understand that Nathaniel isn’t contractually obliged to fancy Ella? If he doesn’t find him attractive he’s allowed to say so.

yes! Exactly. Why is it an issue to say you don’t know if you fancy the stranger that an idiotic production team set you up with. Isn’t ‘honesty’ preferred/rewarded in this shitshow? Losing my head with this all tonight.

 

[Sonz1981]

Here he goes, wanting her to take it up the bum

 

[Zulkraa]

Prudes: don’t click play!