Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[AbnormalFrog]

Shona's granny is my fave this year

 

[aimzalicious]

Porsche's son is so cute in his little white suit!

 

[Miss M]

No pigeon what now?

 

[Don’tStart]

'I've been surrounded by number twos' duck sake Brad love you sound like you're swimming in poo.

Well he was last seen meditating on Grimsby beach surrounded by seagulls so…

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Crystal waters is giving me Jason from Take That vibes.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Tattoo man looks like poundshop take that

Take tat

 

[AbnormalFrog]

That suit is fugly

 

[Clovis]

Too right, gran. This divvy has no bloody socks on!

 

[Jt2020]

Don’t think Grandma can see the tattoos on his face

 

[Popupchick]

Sorry if this offends anyone but I can't stand the "traditional" values she's talking about. I think they set us women back by about 60 years...

Traditional values are just to appease the dead that's how I look at it

 

[Sonz1981]

The great Aussie sock shortage has reached the UK then

 

[Diagnosis123]

Enjoy your 5 seconds of fame, lady

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

He's got a sort of a skinny, skanky Adam Driver thing going on. Maybe that's her thing

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Oh duck off the word aura I hate any form of hippy dippy shite like that

 

[Miss Begotten]

My aura mostly consists of Jaffa cakes and Prosecco

 

[Timberwolf]

Is tonight the last of the weddings?

 

[brunettexxxbabe]

This Brad's been around a bit - been on celebs go dating and dated charlotte from geordie shore. Another massive fame hunter!

 

[MuthaCuppa]

Spoiler

Not sure why they’d be kicked off, or if it’ll be shown as a different reason why they leave the show. The only reason I can think of it being against the rules is perhaps a clause in the TV contract for protected sex during the experiment. I suppose marriage for TV purposes is one thing, but creating a baby is another thing entirely. And the production team will have a duty of care. As I’ve said in each post, it’s only gossip I’ve heard. I can’t say how true it is.

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Not being funny but how was her Granny’s first comment about his socks and not about the tattoos I’m sorry but no chance my old dears not gonna mention that first

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Is tonight the last of the weddings?

Hopefully