Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[Clovis]

The table's reaction at Ella's surprising announcement:

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

When tattle keeps playing up during MAFS

 

[Danielle0120]

Very gross but I can’t help wonder what Ella would feel like. Ffs, I’m going to have to Google this and I don’t really want it on my search history

I actually did Google it when she first come on the show. Apparently it's very sturdy and hard.

 

[brunettexxxbabe]

Porsha... just LEAVE! can't take this much misery on my screen!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Why is Ella the only one who gets to make a bleeping speech?
Why can’t the Poundland guru give a speech about crystals? Or Porscha tell us about her quest for the baby Jesus via the medium of a pliable sugar daddy? What about Georges giving us the lowdown on the right way to electrocute yourself in the nipple?
Absolute bollocks.

 

[jolly_parsley]

Time for the least shocking announcement ever from Ella!

 

[Metropolis]

They’re all gonna have to fein surprise at Ella’s ‘secret’ now.

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Porsha has active witch face.

 

[me myself and karma]

When portia wont even spoon and ella has no chance of a kitkat shuffle.

 

[loveulongtime0]

Oh duck off Ella, attention seeking twit

 

[malibu skies]

Yeah I keep getting a blue screen

If you know, you know

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Is Jays sister gonna pop up and start harping on about her arm after Ella’s finished?

 

[I steal names]

The table's reaction at Ella's surprising announcement:
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I WAS ABOUT
TO SAY THIS!

 

[rattlesnake]

Porsha has active witch face.

She literally just sits there scowling and clearly wants everyone to fawn all over her like "Aww babe, what's wrong babe, inbox me hun xoxoxo"

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Surprise!!!

 

[Monkeymagic85]

Wake me up when Ella sits the duck down and shuts the duck up - NO ONE IS SURPRISED

 

[al255]

Can anyone please advise why she's saying this at a dinner party. With all due respect nobody really cares thatttttt much if you're trans or not. I get the bit if it for the show but??

 

[LoXLo]

Not a single person around that table is shocked

 

[Kas01980]

Not Ella announcing the worse kept secret EVER

 

[pommobear]

Ella standing up and announcing she's trans is like Jay standing up and announcing she's missing an arm. I'm sorry but please, why the duck does anyone buy in to this charade.