Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[Perspicacia Tick]

Tasha and Paul are so genuine compared to Shona and Brad. It's pissing Brad off, I love it.

 

[ekl2000]

Thomas’s little innocent posh face about to be front seat for carnage.

 

[pommobear]

Shona and Brad are bouncing round on top of Ick Mountain.

 

[malibu skies]

Sit the duck down Laura

 

[Eeeww David!]

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Id do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

 

[Diagnosis123]

"I get a sense that they're peacocking here"

 

[I steal names]

Shona and Brad are going to go downhill very quickly

Yup. You can see it happen can’t you? I think she’s confusing decent sex for actual love. She wants to be on love so bad. She’s really annoying, but I feel a bit sorry for her, she needs to work through why she “falls in love” so fast with (from what she said) almost every guy she’s with.

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Remember when Laura was going to be the worst girl, then Mrs Hinch and Porscha walked in and blew her out the water

 

[Metropolis]

Paul and Tasha are adorable.
The guru and his sidekick give me the galloping ick.

Yeah, the way they’re draped all over each other. I’m getting possessive vibes on his (Brad’s) part.

 

[judgejohndeed]

The Two Tories are so boring

 

[pommynoir]

Very gross but I can’t help wonder what Ella would feel like. Ffs, I’m going to have to Google this and I don’t really want it on my search history

 

[Monkeymagic85]

Porcha, I’m not bothered though

100% bothered

 

[docmum]

I know some people in this thread better than Shona and Brad know each other… fml

 

[chickenlittle367]

Porscha is offended by everything

 

[al255]

Surprised Terence has been able to put his high flying DJ career on the back burner to find love

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Shona and Brad declaring their love is such a red flag

They’re the type of people to try to get pregnant after dating for a month.

 

[Danielle0120]

Shona even looks thick
Dosey as duck

 

[Definitely Maybe]

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Id do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

suggested edit ........so fork off !

 

[me myself and karma]

Very gross but I can’t help wonder what Ella would feel like. Ffs, I’m going to have to Google this and I don’t really want it on my search history

Incognito mode.

 

[judgejohndeed]

Very gross but I can’t help wonder what Ella would feel like. Ffs, I’m going to have to Google this and I don’t really want it on my search history

Apparently those fake vaginas absolutely reek