Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[Miss Begotten]

Slow burn?
Mate, I’ve seen glaciers move faster.

 

[Clovis]

Is Rozz necking two drinks?

 

[judgejohndeed]

Georges is cuuuuuuute I’ll see myself out

 

[me myself and karma]

Why is she saying she loves him? There's cheese in me fridge older than their "marriage"

 

[Penisdlite]

Shona and Brad

 

[chickenlittle367]

Shona and Brad are going to go downhill very quickly

 

[malibu skies]

Does connected = shagged?

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Liz Truss looks about 12.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

If I were sitting on the sofa next to Porscha I'd whip my head around say guuuurrrllll, what DID you dooo???

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Brad and Shona would have a shared Facebook.

 

[docmum]

Liz Truss with beer in a flute.. I hope to god they make it to the home stays

 

[Danielle0120]

Jay is. And so is Tasha.

Jay's gorgeous, very naturally pretty

 

[Thank(space)you]

It feels like this sometimes

 

[ekl2000]

Shona and Brad is forced AF it’s sickening hahahaha

 

[Noppa]

Stop saying you love him you twit

 

[Miss Begotten]

Paul and Tasha are adorable.
The guru and his sidekick give me the galloping ick.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Shona is way too overbearing.

 

[April89]

Mel is so right about Shona and Brad - peacocking around the room!

 

[Thank(space)you]

Shona and Brad declaring their love is such a red flag