Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[MooBelle]

Into the dinnah pahdie alowwwwne

I love my Ixpert Mel xxx

 

[Ktb]

New to these threads so may have missed if anyone has noticed how much Georges reminds me of David Mitchell

 

[pommobear]

They’re still a size 8/10 tbf. I mean last year they had Gemma who was a bigger girl.

Absolutely no way are Jay and Tasha size 8?!?!

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Terrence is a SAVAGE

 

[Its_Me]

I think all the girls are average looking normal girls with mostly too much filler

 

[JombleWomble]

Not even been fingered

Ella seems to constantly find ways to bring up her genitals. I understand that it must have been really difficult growing up trans, but it seems like she's constantly seeking validation for having a vagina and it doesn't seem healthy or appropriate to keep mentioning it. They haven't even sat down for the meal yet ffs

 

[unidentified]

New to these threads so may have missed if anyone has noticed how much Georges reminds me of David Mitchell

That’s who!

 

[PeneLope111]

That was savage of Terence!!! And I’m here for it cos I can’t stand Porscha

 

[Diagnosis123]

Ella's face lit up like an Xmas tree at the entrance of tantric sex god Brad

 

[docmum]

I fast forward through their argument, did she want a spoon or not want a spoon? MAFS own saladfingers

she wanted a spoon but not Terence’s spoon. That is, and also is not, a metaphor..

 

[ekl2000]

I thought she meant spoon like a hug not actual spoon my god

 

[Kas01980]

I was going to have a kitkat but Ella has put me right off!

Thank god you've not got a Cadbury's Fudge bar. (For those who remember their "finger of fudge" adverts)

 

[chickenlittle367]

Absolutely no way are Jay and Tasha size 8?!?!

maybe I’m blind then

 

[seaside girl]

Well at least it's not a 'finger of fudge'

Just spat coffee all over my screen

 

[Thank(space)you]

One thing that’s annoying this series is there are literally no normal size people. They’re all influencer looking girls…

Tasha & Jay are the most average looking I'd say, as opposed to over filled over botoxed insta types like hinch Peggy

 

[Penisdlite]

I’ve seen the word spoon so many times it doesn’t look like a word to me anymore

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Brad sat there looking smug AF at the drama, urgh get off my screen you crackhead looking prick

He's probably just imagining all of the crystal tantric bumsex clusterfuckery he could get up to with a spoon. Porshas or Terrences.

 

[MooBelle]

Christ I'm ten minutes behind. Why is everyone talking about SPOONS?!!!

 

[rattlesnake]

Jay is. And so is Tasha.

And what's worse is I think Jay and Tasha are two of the prettiest girls there this year!! All these turkey teefed influencer types just look so generic and plastic.

 

[MuthaCuppa]

Why’s Brad wearing a shirt 7 times too big for him? Is he smuggling crystals under there? Is it to fit his giant aura in? Or does he coil his neck round his body?