Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[NoTeaHere]

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Producers enabling toxic behaviours. (If that counts)

 

[Now I get it]

Peggy's gormless bleeping face is making me itch

She soo bleeping vacant. Silly old cow

 

[aimzalicious]

"Is this still about the spoon thing"

 

[MooBelle]

The duck does Ella look like?!

Wannabe Elizabeth Hurley and failing miserably at it.
(For younger people please Google Elizabeth Hurley safety pin dress)

 

[al255]

Is it the spoon thing?

he offered her his serving spoon and she went mental

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Nah, duck that Terrence doesn't owe her tit. She's a walking abomination of a person.

 

[chickenlittle367]

Why is bad for him to blank her but she blanked him? No honestly these girls are annoying. Bring back Gemma

 

[Sonz1981]

Porsha is an absolute knob but wow that was cold

 

[ekl2000]

I fast forward through their argument, did she want a spoon or not want a spoon? MAFS own saladfingers

 

[Now I get it]

Terence is proper charming tho

 

[pommobear]

Terrence is not taking her tit and I'm here for it

 

[LoXLo]

Porsha’s hairline is so weird. Why’s it so far back, very distracting.

 

[Shinythings]

Nathanial fancies Terence. The eyes he gave him when he walked in.

 

[judgejohndeed]

I fast forward through their argument, did she want a spoon or not want a spoon? MAFS own saladfingers

She wanted a spoon but not the spoon he had…a different spoon…that he had to ask for….

 

[chickenlittle367]

Jay is. And so is Tasha.

They’re still a size 8/10 tbf. I mean last year they had Gemma who was a bigger girl.

 

[Miss Begotten]

"Is this still about the spoon thing"

Did they actually show us Spoongate? I completely missed it.
Why did he want to give her his spoon? Why didn’t she want his spoon?
Is spoon a code word for something I really don’t want to have to google?

 

[Penisdlite]

I fast forward through their argument, did she want a spoon or not want a spoon? MAFS own saladfingers

she wanted a spoon, but not his spoon. No, that’s not a euphemism. They’re literally arguing about cutlery

 

[brunettexxxbabe]

Brad sat there looking smug AF at the drama, urgh get off my screen you crackhead looking prick

 

[Clovis]

I was going to have a kitkat but Ella has put me right off!

Maybe one of these instead:

 

[Definitely Maybe]

I was going to have a kitkat but Ella has put me right off!

Well at least it's not a 'finger of fudge'