Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[al255]

Lock up your daughters?
More like "lock up your valuables"
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this is Brad without the tattoos

 

[Now I get it]

I’m exhausted just watching Porscha.

I know! She just chats bollocks doesn't she

 

[chickenlittle367]

I love the drama on Mafs but Porscha and Peggy are really insufferable

 

[MooBelle]

Lads, I'm late. My child needed feeding and her homework checking. Doing a massive catchup (do we say 'grunk' on these threads?) and I'll be with you in a min x

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I'm currently on a maxi bag of these and already feel like Homer Simpson when he eats 64 slices of cheese:

 

[Eeeww David!]

My thirteen year old is less bratty than these ‘women’.

 

[AnnaKey]

Damaged guy and Truss will end up being my faves tbh. I’ve seen some bits they’ve posted on Insta and they actually seem lovely ppl

And I can’t believe ppl like George’s he literally just talked about tits on his wedding day ffs

'Damaged guy and Truss'

 

[malibu skies]

My tongue is going funny from all the Nutella

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Porscha is mad hard work. I can’t imagine she’ll ever find someone who’ll put up with her crap. She thinks she’s way more attractive than she actually is aswell

 

[Diagnosis123]

"Big drama lady" Porscha storms out on party loving Terence. Bye boy!

 

[amp63]

Ahhh dinner party time

 

[pommynoir]

On another bag of Hallow Scream munch, so I hope this episode is better than yesterday because I’m going through these way too quickly,
bleeping hate Porsha so I might rename her Skoda. Loving Terence’s indifference towards her.

 

[Penisdlite]

Debating getting some crisps but I have a sleepy dog on my lap

 

[I steal names]

Lads, I'm late. My child needed feeding and her homework checking. Doing a massive catchup (do we say 'grunk' on these threads?) and I'll be with you in a min x

I forgot grunk isn’t a thing everywhere

 

[me myself and karma]

I love the drama on Mafs but Porscha and Peggy are really insufferable

How they manage to be emotionally draining and a personality vacuums at the same time is amazing!

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

I'm currently on a maxi bag of these and already feel like Homer Simpson when he eats 64 slices of cheese:

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Mmmmm cheese

 

[JombleWomble]

I am so excited for the dinner parties to start!

 

[Moongirl69]

Ffs Im just in from work. Mr M has paused it.
Prepare for notification spam...

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

duck me Rozz looks like she's about to fall off the face of the earth in that car. awkward much...

 

[April89]

Again Ella with the ‘pants shitting’ Find a new phrase!