Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[amp63]

Here she goes pouty porsha

 

[judgejohndeed]

Kinda wish they’d let us vote couples out tbh, Nathaniel and Ella is such a dead ting I cba

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Peggy Hinch though
UNCANNY

 

[Miss Begotten]

Nathaniel looks like he’s ages about 10 years in the week he’s spent with Ella

Im not surprised. It must be bloody exhausting.

 

[NoTeaHere]

Evening mafs fam
it's been a bit of a day. I'm on me 2nd bag of niknaks and 3rd glass of wine. I may be in a coma before they serve the 1st course!

Don’t skimp on the details. Which flavour nik naks? Rib n Saucy are top notch snackages

 

[pommobear]

Why does Ella sound so nasal-y all the time? Like a permanent cold? Is it the filler ?

No it's the hormones she's taking to try and make her voice sound more feminine.

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Damaged guy and Truss will end up being my faves tbh. I’ve seen some bits they’ve posted on Insta and they actually seem lovely ppl

And I can’t believe ppl like George’s he literally just talked about tits on his wedding day ffs

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

"I expected you to be all over me"

Oookaaay.

I actually feel really sorry for Nathaniel, they've royally fucked him over no matter what he does.

Run Terrence, run!!!!

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Paul breaking the bed tho

 

[Clovis]

Porscha is exhausting.

 

[Penisdlite]

I can’t think why she’s still single…

 

[I steal names]

Thoughts and prayers with Terence, he’s been set up here ending up with Porscha.

 

[me myself and karma]

Don’t skimp on the details. Which flavour nik naks? Rib n Saucy are top notch snackages ❤

One pack rib one pack spicy #niknakwhore

 

[chickenlittle367]

I really don’t understand what Porsche is so mad about

 

[Miss Begotten]

"I expected you to be all over me"

Oookaaay.

Quite. And if Nathaniel had been all over Ella, then I have absolutely no doubt Ella would have been whining that Nathaniel was only after a shag and couldn’t be arsed getting to know the “real” Ella.
Pair of twats, I can’t stand either of them.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Who could have forseen this!

 

[unidentified]

Well I’m 14 mins in and demolished my caramel shortbread. Maybe my M&S honey bbq crisps?

 

[al255]

I am hereeeeee!! Tattle kept reloading, reloading... then freezing then freezing!!! TATTLE STOP

 

[chickenlittle367]

I am hereeeeee!! Tattle kept reloading, reloading... then freezing then freezing!!! TATTLE STOP

it always does that when MAFS is on

 

[Metropolis]

I’m exhausted just watching Porscha.