Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

'God has delivered my wife' no lad it was E4, cos you applied for it.

 

[Sonz1981]

I don’t mind tattoos but somehow his don’t suit him, if that makes sense ? He just looks wrong with them

 

[pommobear]

Spoiler: Major Potential Spoiler

Brad and his wife get kicked off the show because he gets her pregnant. Not sure how true this gossip is, but it’s what I’ve heard.

Spoiler

surely not?! She doesn't look pregnant on Instagram. And also why would that mean they get kicked off?

Spoiler

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[Comewhinewithme]

‘I’m really into crystal healing’

Used to be crystal meth

 

[Penisdlite]

This pair are going to get right on my tits

 

[lokp0009]

Ffs she is absolutely insufferable

 

[gossipgirl123321]

One has a child and one works with children… yep perfect match!

I think they’re a terrible match!!

 

[Turmeric123]

A model? What's this guy modelling, shoes?

Well it won't be socks as there seems to be a no sock rule in the men's contracts

 

[Eeeww David!]

Brad smells like stale smoke and hair grease.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Her kid is absolutely adorable, but she sounds like a pain in the arse.

 

[Thank(space)you]

I follow Brad on insta, can't remember why tbh haha was so weird to see him on here.

Porscha is absolutely wolds away from Beyoncé

 

[me myself and karma]

Soda looks a bit like ellie goulding?

 

[Clovis]

They're spoiling us tonight with these divvies.

 

[MooBelle]

tit lads, I'm 10 minutes behind. Desperately trying to catch up...

 

[Chip1984]

She's a 10 but she has a CHIIIIILLLLLD

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

She did not just compare herself to Beyonce

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

'I'm not far off Beyoncé'

Referred to herself as a 10 twice already.

Born again christian.

I can only imagine the production team's elation at seeing her audition tape.

 

[Kas01980]

One has a child and one works with children… yep perfect match!

Oh god, not a "chaaaalllld"

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Ahh the Lord one what did I tell you!!!!! All the bleeping same
Though bravo on the sobriety

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Another religious one? Things mum would’ve loved this one