Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[Veronicacorningstone]

Guys I just had flashbacks to last year’s homestays when Kwame took his wife to a park bench for the day

 

[malibu skies]

Guys I just had flashbacks to last year’s homestays when Kwame took his wife to a park bench for the day

 

[chickenlittle367]

 

[Danielle0120]

I want to get into it, with all the drama, I don't like the ceremonys Is there many more couples to come yet? I can't remember how many there is!

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

This girl on The Dating Pool would be perfect for Georges, she's as obsessed with her tits as he would be.

 

[Popupchick]

I'm totally late but omg ive just seen the Nathanial interview about the show

 

[Eeeww David!]

Not her letting him meet the son that soon

He might as well meet the kid straight away, he’s expected to support him now

 

[Multi-21]

I want to get into it, with all the drama, I don't like the ceremonys Is there many more couples to come yet? I can't remember how many there is!

That’s all the weddings now unless they Chuck in some couples halfway through again this year

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

I did think it was sensible Brad not having his son involved.

And there the sensible ends, for all of them. For all time.
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This girl on The Dating Pool would be perfect for Georges, she's as obsessed with her tits as he would be.

Be reasonable. Noone is as obsessed with anyone's tits as George S would be. He's the Sir Mixalot of tits.

 

[Fatty11]

Isn't it only on for 3 weeks!? what am I missing!?

9 weeks 36 episodes

 

[Rebel dreamer]

That’s all the weddings now unless they Chuck in some couples halfway through again this year

There's def more people coming in at some stage

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Shona’s first wedding dance :


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Who on Earth is this
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Shona is doing my head in already.

Omg I can’t stand her her voice makes me want to throat punch her

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I did think it was sensible Brad not having his son involved.

And there the sensible ends, for all of them. For all time.
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Be reasonable. Noone is as obsessed with anyone's tits as George S would be. He's the Sir Mixalot of tits.

She performed two of her own poems about her tits and used more slang terms to describe them than I can count before describing herself as having 'the best tits in the UK'

 

[SaLou]

9 weeks 36 episodes

9 damn weeks! Not sure I can stick this out. It seems even faker than usual and there's nobody I really have any interest in watching. I do love this thread though.

 

[Fatty11]

9 damn weeks! Not sure I can stick this out. It seems even faker than usual and there's nobody I really have any interest in watching. I do love this thread though.

So far it’s not as iconic as last years series I was hooked on that from the very first night they need to get a different casting team

 

[GossWhore]

It's taken me THREE DAYS TO FIND THESE THREADS

Why didn't anyone put 2023 lol

Anyways I'm here. Hello

I love you
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Girl. You unlocked a memory

He hated her lool

 

[Por Que?]

Spoiler: Spoiler

saw this on Facebook. Huge spoiler!!!!
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Also won't be watching live tonight, I've got flu/covid and can't stay awake

Spoiler

I’ve seen enough of Nathaniel now - he can get in the bin

I put more thought into getting that spoiler right than most of these put into whether “getting married” to a stranger on TV was a good idea

 

[Fatty11]

uh guys we are getting four new couples in the next few weeks wtf!!! https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/married-first-sight-rocked-eight-31027569

 

[Eyespy00]

I’m from the same town as Brad & have a few mutuals with him, contrary to popular opinion buuuut he’s actually supposed to be lovely.
Obviously unsure how this will be portrayed on the show.

 

[katz2022]

This series is beyond barrel scraping. There’s been a lip filler party - I just hope that the dinner parties bring punch ups and drama.