Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[Danielle0120]

"Massive tick" thought she was gonna say massive tits. Thought oooop, what a list from a kid

 

[Miss Begotten]

This is where I believe the producers have been smoking crack. Why would you pair someone with someone who never goes out with someone who does?

 

[Jt2020]

Watch mr and Mrs aura fall out on the honeymoon

 

[docmum]

How dare he have had a life coming home at 4/5am when she has a 3yo son. Urgh. I think I might be out of this series, it’s contrived beyond anything worth watching.

 

[me myself and karma]

I thought Shona said massive tits then, not massive ticks.

I am not Georges, honest.

Same!!!

 

[Thank(space)you]

Shona is doing my head in already.

 

[chickenlittle367]

Terence’s friends be like “as long as you’re happy bro”

 

[pommobear]

Why are they using the music from four in a bed on this??

 

[Don’tStart]

Shona’s voice is doing my head in nobody’s voice box is naturally like that

Objection!

 

[brunettexxxbabe]

I actually can't stand Shona and Brad. She's coming across fake AF and he's just a massive knobber.

 

[flutternutter]

"Massive tick" thought she was gonna say massive tits. Thought oooop, what a list from a kid

Omg i heard that too!!

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

'I know we have just met but I need you to quit your job'.

 

[Its_Me]

No it bleeping does and all, I had to rewind. I hope we meet aunty Amy

She was just on she’s like normal size

 

[Miss Begotten]

How dare he have had a life coming home at 4/5am when she has a 3yo son. Urgh. I think I might be out of this series, it’s contrived beyond anything worth watching.

I don’t know what they were thinking - this series seems even more fake than the Aussie ones.

 

[pommynoir]

She was just on she’s like normal size

FFS I missed it still laughing to myself about the note.

 

[Diagnosis123]

I think Brad looks a bit like Christian Bale in American Psycho?

Brad is an old looking 27

 

[Kas01980]

Why are they using the music from four in a bed on this??

Puts a new spin on the show if they went down that route

 

[Don’tStart]

Guys I just had flashbacks to last year’s homestays when Kwame took his wife to a park bench for the day

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Why are they using the music from four in a bed on this??

I think they did it last series too, they love squeezing every last penny out of that audio pack.

 

[I steal names]

Shona and Brad will have a spritually binding shag on honeymoon and she’ll become a grade 4 clinger. Somebody save her from herself ffs.