Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[Its_Me]

Shona’s voice is doing my head in nobody’s voice box is naturally like that

 

[chickenlittle367]

Not her letting him meet the son that soon

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Terrence meeting her chiiiiiiaaaalllllddd gave ne flashbacks of Richie last year getting mugged off by that teenager.

 

[pommobear]

Why the duck is she referring to herself in the third person?!

 

[Sonz1981]

Wow her chiiilllldd is at the wedding !!

 

[pommynoir]

Did his sons list say “a bit slimmer than aunty Amy” poor aunty Amy.

 

[Danielle0120]

Is this the first time a bride has took her kid to the wedding?! Wayyyy to confuse your kid duck meeee

 

[Turmeric123]

Take a shot every time she says God

I've got plans for Wednesday- cannot be dealing with a two day hangover

 

[me myself and karma]

No. Sorry. Basically taking your kid on your 1st date. No.

 

[Penisdlite]

Why the duck is she referring to herself in the third person?!

Cos she’s a twit

 

[Miss Begotten]

Not her letting him meet the son that soon

Yeah I was a bit about that myself.

 

[pommobear]

Oh Georges is still the worst imo.
Brad is a twit. Georges is a disgusting, sexist knobend.

At least Georges is upfront that he is though. Brad strikes me as one of those men who claims to be a feminist and then turns out to be an absolute A grade misogynist.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Knocking that red wine back Brad maybe he's playing along with the thread

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

duck off he's 40?! Doesn't look it

Dooooo not like her, mid 30s and won't work cos she "wants to stay at home" 2023 now love, get a job

Why work when I can stay home with my kids. If you like working power to you. But it's not for everyone I'd rather spend my time doing what I want.

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Has Silly Crystal got abs literally tattooed on? That's attractive


I bet Jesus is well proud of her getting "married" for fame on the telly. I think that was one of the things he meditated on during his time in the desert.

 

[pommynoir]

Did his sons list say “a bit slimmer than aunty Amy” poor aunty Amy.

No it bleeping does and all, I had to rewind. I hope we meet aunty Amy

 

[Kas01980]

This is where I believe the producers have been smoking crack. Why would you pair someone with someone who never goes out with someone who does?

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I thought Shona said massive tits then, not massive ticks.

I am not Georges, honest.

 

[chickenlittle367]

Slimmer than Aunty Amy oh yeah brads gonna be a prick ain’t he

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Did that walking ick just say ‘kiss me’ … drop me out