Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[Stella27]

I think Brad looks a bit like Christian Bale in American Psycho?

 

[pommobear]

DEAR GOD NOT THE POEM.

DEAR JESUS WILL YE SAVE US FROM MEDIOCRE POETRY.

 

[Diagnosis123]

Please stop saying this

 

[me myself and karma]

He wasn't bad looking then. I wonder what on earth happened, apart from the dreadful tattoos obvs.

He's not bad there, but now... and it's not just the eyebrow doodles.

 

[Clovis]

I think Brad looks like Howard from Take That mixed with Mark from Take That mixed with a lot of horrible tattoos.

 

[Miss Begotten]

What do we think then? Massive argument at the photoshoot or will they wait until the honeymoon to decide they hate each other?

 

[Moongirl69]

Oh my Christ does Brad have Turkey teeth?

 

[under the ivy]

Shona

 

[malibu skies]

I forgot to say, I don’t have any snacks tonight so I’m eating Nutella from the jar. With my finger. I have no shame

 

[me myself and karma]

Christian Bale?

Noooooooo.

 

[LoXLo]

WHO DOES HE REMIND ME OF, ITS DRIVING ME MAD

He reminds me of the character Brendan from Hollyoaks but with tatts

 

[Now I get it]

Oh god he actually looks okay there. Like he’s not for me. But he’s much better in the drug addled past

SPH was the reverse. He looked better with the tattoos (not the growl though, that will never be ok )

 

[Danielle0120]

Shona and Brad are FIT

 

[AbnormalFrog]

Poor Terence...and she's not even got there yet

 

[Moongirl69]

Noooooooo.

The Wish version

 

[MuthaCuppa]

Is Shona a train? I can’t think of any other reason for the constant “woo woo”ing

 

[Sonz1981]

I forgot to say, I don’t have any snacks tonight so I’m eating Nutella from the jar. With my finger. I have no shame

I’m eating a fab lolly. Found it knocking about in the freezer. Very nice

 

[Miss M]

Not the ‘rah’

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Porcha and Terrence…..the mafs offering of Beyoncé and jay z.

 

[me myself and karma]

I forgot to say, I don’t have any snacks tonight so I’m eating Nutella from the jar. With my finger. I have no shame

Love you even more for this!