Married At First Sight UK #2 Ella got what she ordered, Liz Truss just finds it awkward

[pommobear]

Didn’t she kick off in a restaurant because SPH refused to let her give him a blow job right there and then

She was a fecking loon and still is. Total car crash.

 

[HmmmReally]

Damage control?

 

[Aussie]

Well this is the most awkward bath since, you know..

Fucks sake B, that needs to come with a warning!

 

[Sonz1981]

Piss off Laura
Who cares if the vows were off the web ffs

Exactly! He had never met her what on earth was he likely to be able to say. She’s getting right on my tits already

 

[me myself and karma]

id be an espresso martini cos they're good from the first sip

I'd be a pint of baileys, pale and creamy with a chance of making you feel gippy

 

[Scotch Mist]

Ella is a jumpscare without all her makeup on.

I was thinking the same

 

[Its_Me]

What could be more romantic than an angry bath ?

Talk about pick your moment. I really don’t like her.

 

[SaLou]

The whole Internet vows story is so boring

 

[aimzalicious]

"that's from the heart" ha okay Arfur

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Thomas bringing his previous relationship trauma into his honeymoon

Great start

I can't blame him for not being in the moment with Rozz Truss who gives him the silent treatment when he tries conversation then pulls faces when he doesnt pick up on her random flirting. He wont know whether he's coming or going.

 

[Don’tStart]

Oh shut up about the damn vows you sour faced witch

Give her a break. She’s been through it. Apparently tensions backstage at Loose Women are at an all time high which is bound to be impeding on her personal life.

 

[pommobear]

Ella reminds me of Thomas from last year.

 

[Clovis]

Luke is so sweet but I am admittedly so shallow I couldn’t date him with those eyebrows

I don't like his big googly eyes. I can put up with a lot, I don't mind a big nose, sticky out ears, but big googly eyes creep me out.

 

[pommobear]

I can't blame him for not being in the moment with Rozz Truss who gives him the silent treatment when he tries conversation then pulls faces when he doesnt pick up on her random flirting. He wont know whether he's coming or going.

Certainly won't be coming by the look of things.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Oh shut up about the damn vows you sour faced witch

She clearly has no sense of humour.
I would have found it funny

 

[MooBelle]

Married for a day and he's aged 10 years
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See now I'm starting to see a young Ralph Fiennes in Arthur. I think it's the eyes.

 

[NoTeaHere]

Pineapple Sunshine fruity, non alcoholic throwback (TGIs)

 

[Diagnosis123]

Ewww

 

[docmum]

Give her a break. She’s been through it. Apparently tensions backstage at Loose Women are at an all time high which is bound to be impeding on her personal life.

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I see it tonight - I didn’t so much on Monday but especially this photo too

 

[Aussie]

Tbh I thought producers wrote the vows!