Married at First Sight UK #17 Is anybody here tonight?

[Tobodee]

I haven’t commented on this thread for a while but I need some advice.
Since Matt’s growl the other week, my husband keeps doing it to me every time we have a snog. The first time was bleeping hilarious. The second time was a bit haha.
But now it’s got to the point I’m scared I’m going hurt him.
I’m terrified he’s going to start styling his hair in the shape of a home made comfort meal and tattoo our dogs name on his face.

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

The wildest series ever! You’re having a laugh!

 

[crispycrunch]

 

[Moongirl69]

Now for the reunion!!

 

[Kas01980]

Just the most boring episode ever - I'd just read the thread if I were you

Literally 100% true

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

I haven’t commented on this thread for a while but I need some advice.
Since Matt’s growl the other week, my husband keeps doing it to me every time we have a snog. The first time was bleeping hilarious. The second time was a bit haha.
But now it’s got to the point I’m scared I’m going hurt him.
I’m terrified he’s going to start styling his hair in the shape of a home made comfort meal and tattoo our dogs name on his face.

My favourite moment this evening was reading this!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Please tell me that’s not the way you approach the DILF? No wonder he’s not keen on spinning.

 

[crispycrunch]

I haven’t commented on this thread for a while but I need some advice.
Since Matt’s growl the other week, my husband keeps doing it to me every time we have a snog. The first time was bleeping hilarious. The second time was a bit haha.
But now it’s got to the point I’m scared I’m going hurt him.
I’m terrified he’s going to start styling his hair in the shape of a home made comfort meal and tattoo our dogs name on his face.

Hand over divorce papers if he carries on with this malarkey

 

[GossWhore]

⚠⚠⚠ THE REUNION IS AT 8PM NEXT MONDAY

 

[noseybirdxo]

I have a feeling Jenna and Zoe are the only couple still together and maybe Matt and Whitney if they even count lol

I think (I haven’t gone out of my way to check this since) that Chan and Jordan are together still, they both went on a night out with Thomas etc the other week

 

[crispycrunch]

Please tell me that’s not the way you approach the DILF? No wonder he’s not keen on spinning.

It's him who wants to spin and I'm refusing

 

[Diagnosis123]

Pretty in Pink

 

[joibly]

I’m glad that’s done, well done ladies and gents. Can tell this ep was the worst as there’s hardly any posts lol but I did manage to hang my washing up and do the ironing so it wasn’t a complete waste of time.

Also how do Whitney AND her best friend both have the worst eyebrows ever!!

 

[J2607]

SPH is on some live with a comedian called Kane Brown, he's just said he's 32. What the actual duck, he looks 49.

 

[Eeeww David!]

I haven’t commented on this thread for a while but I need some advice.
Since Matt’s growl the other week, my husband keeps doing it to me every time we have a snog. The first time was bleeping hilarious. The second time was a bit haha.
But now it’s got to the point I’m scared I’m going hurt him.
I’m terrified he’s going to start styling his hair in the shape of a home made comfort meal and tattoo our dogs name on his face.

Depends what your dogs called?

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

I see they planted a tree in the middle of a frickin crop circle specially for the occasion

I just feel the circle was some weird extension of his hair. That's all I could see as they walked out.

I will say that I've noticed her ridiculous vocal fry lessens with him so maybe it is a genuine (ish) connection.

 

[PenelopePitstop]

Monday and Tuesday better not be as shite as this week… Roll on Australian MAFS DM keep putting spoilers up so I know a couple of people however I have now banned myself reading daily Mail Aus

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I do indeed. Bang in the town centre

By any chance is either SPH banging Whitney or George digging up a female corpse in that local graveyard of yours?

Edit: only just read @crispycrunch response! We are all on the same wave length here

 

[Emmie5000]

Tbf Shitney was wearing a nightdress.

I thought the same!

 

[charlottew777]

Hi everyone! So I'm new to tattle but an original MAFS fan from the first series! I am normally just an observer on these threads and come and go (thanks for all making me giggle through the series!)... I thought I'd bite the bullet and comment as I have some gossip and wondered if anyone else had heard...

Spoiler

So I'm particularly interested in the Matt/Whitney situation as I grew up near him and know friends of his (don't know him directly). I first noticed that Whitney and Matt have stopped following eachother so I did some digging and the word is that apparently on tiktok they've split!!! I dont have tiktok, but has anyone heard?!