Married at First Sight UK #17 Is anybody here tonight?

[boohoohun2]

Thread suggestions for the final thread please people!!

’Married at first Sight : was THAT it?’

or
Married at first sight: what a waste of time

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

I feel like chanita is thinking she’s going to be the scorned woman of the season and it’s this massive bombshell we’re all shocked about…I literally couldn’t be any less shocked or bothered

Thread suggestion; Married at First Shite

Or what my boyfriend just said:

‘This is exactly why you shouldn’t marry someone at first sight’ in his deadpan Mancunian accent

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Thread suggestions for the final thread please people!!

Thank god it’s over?

 

[GossWhore]

Jordan has grass is greener syndrome
Also I checked his IG. All his friends are single so I think he isn't ready to lose that lifestyle. He's a child.

 

[aimzalicious]

He’s still leading her on then.

Yeah like when he was jealous of Duka flirting with her yesterday and he keeps rubbing her knee and stuff, he still has feelings etc. He's 100% leading her on

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Thread suggestions for the final thread please people!!

I vote friends at first sight tbh

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Jordan can't even count to 20 let alone figure out this relationship ffs.

 

[PenelopePitstop]

Thread suggestions for the final thread please people!!

Shitshow that is MAFS UK

 

[noseybirdxo]

Oh my heart is breaking for Chanita

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Shits and gigs.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

If ixpert John was here he’d have Jordan in a headlock right now.

 

[NoTeaHere]

MAFS is dead. Long live the thread.

 

[GossWhore]

Thank duck it’s over

We got to the end of this foolishness

 

[boohoohun2]

Jordan will say he doesn’t want to walk away because it’s infront of the cameras. As soon as they leave he will ghost her, he wants to see how many birds he can pull with his new 15 minutes of fame and he deffo is the type of lad to want an influencer type girlfriend

 

[Kas01980]

Random unrelated ad-break observation....

It seems Christmas has arrived here. That means sleepless nights with this thing beaming through my window for the next god knows how many weeks

 

[Turmeric123]

If ixpert John was here he’d have Jordan in a headlock right now.

I miss John

 

[Diagnosis123]

The irony that this boring series of MAFS got me to VIP member level

Big moment

 

[Shinythings]

Thread suggestion:

MAFS UK: Boring as duck but we'll still be here tomorrow like mugs

 

[karma4klattie]

This is way off topic, but what’s this stupid face tapping thing all the girls are doing when they start crying? What’s wrong with a good old swipe with a sleeve?

....and where's the snot? Most people have dripping snotty noses when they cry. Tear wiping and nose blowing go together. Shitney and April need lessons.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Random unrelated ad-break observation....

It seems Christmas has arrived here. That means sleepless nights with this thing beaming through my window for the next god knows how many weeks

What the hell is that? It’s October fffs.