Unicorn_Poop
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Fast forwarded the last two episodes
duck me. What a tit fizzle out this has been
Nowt like flogging a dead horse
duck me. What a tit fizzle out this has been
Nowt like flogging a dead horse
Married at First Sight UK #17 Is anybody here tonight?
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Facehugger
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Bloody Nora, don't mention horses to Johnathan! Flogged or otherwise.
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Palmyra.
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Thomas is vile that pretty much sums the season up for me. Wretched over the hill gay with a stinking attitude.
Suecee
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Definitely agree that Matt has issues & hiding behind his crayon face which let's face it is a bleeping mess. Surely if you're gonna have your face tattooed you'd get something decent done!
I wonder if Shitney is no longer with him (guessing) when she worked out the origin of some of his tatts?
Now this bollox is nearly over, is anyone watching Farmer Wants a Wife? I'm recording it but if it's as tit as this series MAFS I may not bother.
I wonder if Shitney is no longer with him (guessing) when she worked out the origin of some of his tatts?
Now this bollox is nearly over, is anyone watching Farmer Wants a Wife? I'm recording it but if it's as tit as this series MAFS I may not bother.
Facehugger
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I think some have been watching Farmer while watching this too in the last week or so?Definitely agree that Matt has issues & hiding behind his crayon face which let's face it is a bleeping mess. Surely if you're gonna have your face tattooed you'd get something decent done!
I wonder if Shitney is no longer with him (guessing) when she worked out the origin of some of his tatts?
Now this bollox is nearly over, is anyone watching Farmer Wants a Wife? I'm recording it but if it's as tit as this series MAFS I may not bother.
Eeeww David!
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curlyhairdontcare
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Could someone please enlighten me as to what SPH stands for
Sheperds pie head? Hole? Hair? Haemorrhoids?
Sheperds pie head? Hole? Hair? Haemorrhoids?
iieee
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You were right the first time
blackcurrants
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Forget Vows, it’s all about those growls.
Sorry (vowels)
Sorry (vowels)
heidilouxx
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I think it was Kwame? X
AliceInWanderLost
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i wonder if joHnathan's brother is similarly blessed with an extra consonant? EdDward? EdwarHd? EdwHard?!Johnathan’s brother Edward has beautiful eyes, but funny teeth like his brother. I think Sophie needs some self respect and to walk away from him.
Some arsewipe cut me up today and his last 3 letters of his private reg were SPH
The camera man was doing SPH dirty with all those angles today
I’m looking forward to the reunion. Gemma’s really milking her 5 mins isn’t she?
twinkleunicorn
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What?? How have I missed this? I rarely post in this thread because it moves so fast and I take all my time catching up
Facehugger
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I thought it was stripper Peejay wasn't it?
LaBlonde
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i thought it was peejay too!
(it could have been both of them to be fair, kwame gave me that impression too)
Facehugger
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Yeah, I still think Kwame had 4 wives and various assorted children in his MHO that Kasia wasnt allowed to visit
LaBlonde
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Yeah, I still think Kwame had 4 wives and various assorted children in his MHO that Kasia wasnt allowed to visit
at LEAST four wives
(also i read all your posts in steve austin’s voice and it makes them even more entertaining to me
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heidilouxx
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Ohhh it may have been. I remember reading somewhere it was Kwame and not PJ
Facehugger
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That's amazing, soo funny!at LEAST four wives
(also i read all your posts in steve austin’s voice and it makes them even more entertaining to me
Hell yeah, I sound a bit gruff for a 53 year old lady haha! The ones you don't read in his voice, just accompany with Alien witch queen noises, 
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