Married At First Sight UK #16

[Diagnosis123]

Best friend Lucia says "Bye Boy" to class clown Arthur

 

[pommobear]

Where's lippy?

Her lips got caught in the door when she was trying to leave the house.

 

[Freedomofspeech89]

It’s so obvious Laura is going to dump Arthur at the vowels. She thinks she far too good for him. Back to Chelsea you go Laura pretending to be posh!

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Within 6 months Peg will be begging Georges to do his squats over her face as Henry & Bubbles look on in wonder.
The boi has played a blinder, trust me.
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Where's lippy?

 

[Metropolis]

I’m desperate to give Jordan’s mum’s living room a splash of colour.

 

[Miss Begotten]

God this is boooooring. I may have to go and look at Chris’ calendar to perk myself up.

 

[JombleWomble]

I forgot about Princess Porsha and the spoon!

It feels like that was about 6 months ago!

Laura keeps banging on about not being her best self but has she actually said specifically why that is? She's so vague about it, I get the impression that she's just saying whatever thinks will allow her to ditch Arthur and frame it as her "reclaiming her sparkle" or some bollocks. Just admit you don't like him that much

 

[Danielle0120]

Jordans mam ain't daft that's why

 

[Sonz1981]

I hope arfur gets in there first and tells Laura to duck the duck off to Chelsea

 

[Redtea2]

Erica ain’t into Jordan it’s obvious

 

[wordzalad]

I bet when Jordan closes his eyes and goes to sleep it’s just silence. Hes so simple it must be nice

 

[fishyfishfish]

I hope Peggy actually calls them ‘final vowels’ in this ep, not just on insta

 

[Sonz1981]

I’m desperate to give Jordan’s mum’s living room a splash of colour.

Good job She has a bunch of flowers else I’d think I was watching in black and white!!

 

[queenwannabe]

Is Jordan just inviting himself to move in with Erica and her family? She didn’t look too sure when he brought it up the other day either

 

[gimm3more]

Jordan is just way too much. hes a nicer version of Brad

 

[Sonz1981]

I hope Peggy actually calls them ‘final vowels’ in this ep, not just on insta

If she does I hope GeorgeS finally wakes up and tells her she’s thick as shite and to go back to mummy for bitty

 

[AbnormalFrog]

Jordan is nice but he'd be such hard work my god

 

[Emmadale]

Is Erica’s mate old enough to drink wine?

 

[Penisdlite]

Won't miss Erica's crab hands every evening

 

[I steal names]

Jordan would move to Scotland and cling onto Erica like a limpet. No friends up here, no family, he’d be very needy. I couldn’t cope with that to be fair to her.