Married At First Sight UK #16 Beep beep! It's Georgey Dahmer and his reg plate is 4HRT BTS

[iieee]

Whitney: "most people think I'm a witch when they first meet me"
Also Whitney: "I didn't expect any friction with anyyyyoooooone"

 

[Princess of Scots]

Girl I haven't SEEN one in two years, never mind spin round on one

I'm a born again virgin,it's been that long

 

[Nijinsky_92]

I still like Thomas
This is a hill I will die on!
Also, I've already ate two bags of crisps, Two freddo caramels and two curly wurly

 

[crispycrunch]

So, I’ve gotta ask - since yesterdays episode, has anyone tried spinning round on cock?

DILF said he's up for it and he thinks I'm gonna give it a try however I don't think this is physically possible!!!!

 

[malibu skies]

Did anyone else’s tattle just die?! I was not impressed at the prospect of watching MAFS without the commentary here!

If tattle crashed during mafs, I’d just give up and go to bed. It’s not worth watching without the thread

 

[Facehugger]

So, I’ve gotta ask - since yesterdays episode, has anyone tried spinning round on cock?

No. I did a half doughnut earlier parking up at work, does that count?

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

No-one's got your back Matt, you're never going to see most of these people again.

 

[Don’tStart]

Now, out of the two “experts” - Which one is Mel and which one is Charlene ? I’ve always thought the Australian woman was Charlene but the other day, I’m sure Paul said that Mel was unwell when she didn’t attend the commitment ceremony.

 

[aimzalicious]

So, I’ve gotta ask - since yesterdays episode, has anyone tried spinning round on cock?

I feel like it's gotta be a certain length to do that, unfortunately the guy I like doesnt really have length RIP

 

[Its_Me]

Can’t believe we made it to 18 minutes before the ads

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Does anyone know what that song was in the Lancôme advert with Julia Robert’s?

 

[Aussie]

Now, out of the two “experts” - Which one is Mel and which one is Charlene ? I’ve always thought the Australian woman was Charlene but the other day, I’m sure Paul said that Mel was unwell when she didn’t attend the commitment ceremony.

Mel is the Australian

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Oh god I'd much rather snack my back out before cock spinning.

 

[bettyjune3017]

I actually HATE matt. With a passion, never disliked someone on reality TV this much before

 

[Aussie]

Does anyone know what that song was in the Lancôme advert with Julia Robert’s?

I was too busy on here to take notice

 

[Dogtanian]

I feel like it's gotta be a certain length to do that, unfortunately the guy I like doesnt really have length RIP

As Napoleon once said* “it’s not the size of your cannon, it’s the power of your shot”

*Probably…

 

[malibu skies]

I feel like it's gotta be a certain length to do that, unfortunately the guy I like doesnt really have length RIP

I can barely drag myself off the sofa, I’m not spinning on anything

 

[crispycrunch]

I feel like it's gotta be a certain length to do that, unfortunately the guy I like doesnt really have length RIP

You've got go have core strength like steel to do it too and you've got to be careful you don't kick them in the face by mistake!!!!!

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Thomas was totally like this as he applied lip balm while people hugged and greeted.

 

[aimzalicious]

Does anyone know what that song was in the Lancôme advert with Julia Robert’s?

I looked it up for you and it's Mina Tindle - Too Loud Seen By Skydancers. Hope that helps!