Married at First Sight UK #13 Mark's alright, Luke picked a fight, someone free Georges from Mrs UPTIGHT!

[Definitely Maybe]

Who plays tennis in a dress like that ???

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

"I really really like Arfur, but Thomas is posh"

The struggle is real.

 

[pommobear]

Laura bigs herself up on social media all the time, saying she should be the fourth expert

Which isn't saying much tbh, those "experts" give the same level of advice, guidance and insight I'd expect to get from the bag of sprouting spuds in my kitchen cupboard.

 

[Hayze2384]

Really confused why jj and Ella have condoms. Can you catch anything from having sex with a man made vagina?

Mrs H just said the exact same thing haha

 

[FatherJames]

I think Adrienne and Georges are a good match tbf.

 

[Shinythings]

Ella is Jay from The Inbetweeners going in about sex every 2 seconds so she's definitely not having sex.

 

[gimm3more]

I just mean…he sticks it on his head and she…uses it while it’s on there? So he lies there with a dildo on his head and she has the time of her life in his peripheral vision! I mean…it’s been a while but I didn’t know I’d have to learn all this new stuff if I get back on the horse so to speak!

I thought he’d probs have just stuck it on his head as a joke

 

[LoXLo]

Really confused why jj and Ella have condoms. Can you catch anything from having sex with a man made vagina?

Yes because it’s made using part of the colon.

 

[Penisdlite]

Not Ella talking about sitting on JJs face

 

[wordzalad]

WHAT??? How have Ella and JJ not shagged yet

 

[Lonelylondon]

What is ‘being a slut’, Ella? …

 

[Miss Begotten]

All I can say about this is

 

[Jusa]

God, Ella's so attention seeking

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Laura is the epitome of snob !

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

That whole tennis segment

 

[xoxojk]

I actually really like Adrienne and Georges together! They’re really cute

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Fuck off Ella.

 

[pommobear]

Woof, Arthur playing tennis

 

[Sonz1981]

I nearly said Ella reminds me of Pete burns in that coat but I loved Pete burns so that would be an insult to his memory

 

[wordzalad]

I actually really like Adrienne and Georges together! They’re really cute

Same! They seem like a good laugh