Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

[Clovis]

Positive vibes = got my dick wet.

 

[MooBelle]

I think jack is stringing her along with some bullshit alpha male dom thing and making no sex a power move, when in reality he either does not fancy her one bit to not rise to attention when she’s naked next to him, or he’s roided up to his waxed eyebrows and can’t rise up to perform

We've said since the wedding that he's going to make her beg him to shag her.
Seriously serial killer vibes. Not trying to be flippant about such a serious subject but he really is that nasty.
And agreed to the Roid comment. There's no way he can get it up.

 

[unidentified]

Young Tim dipped his wick and all is forgiven. She must give one cracking blowjob

 

[Offish]

Oh ridge, you’ve got to stop, you’re being all emotionally mature and sexy

 

[Noppa]

I’m so bored that I’ve eaten approximately 488 breadsticks instead of watching this shite

 

[Clovis]

Is Andi falling in love with Ridge before our very eyes...?

 

[EnoughAlready]

Can Andrea get a word in!!

 

[Diagnosis123]

They're both writing stay, and I'm here for it

 

[Offish]

Never mind, he wouldn’t let her talk, the sexy has been dialled back again. Especially now he’s on about dickie at her mercy, behave

 

[Now I get it]

Ridge has had too much sugar lol

 

[Chez300]

Some people are enjoying their sound of their own voices!

 

[EnoughAlready]

Who put 50p in Deece?!

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Andi is thankfully wearing pants while dickie would have his willie flapping in the wind 24/7.

 

[Hellofish]

Off topic - why is it still so bleeping cold?

I've got the heated blanket on the go

 

[Aussie]

Oh god I’m so bored!!!!

I'm definitely getting MAFS fatigue

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Andrea looks seriously anxious, poor thing.

 

[NewMrsC]

Has Deeeece just unknowingly rescued Andi?

 

[Latetotheparty]

God even jono’s voice is boooooring

 

[Offish]

Has Deeeece just unknowingly rescued Andi?

Let’s bloody hope so, she doesn’t deserve his tit. He’s a CLASSIC older man who goes on and on about how quirky and unique and fun loving they are when really they’re emotionally abusive arseholes who try to control everyone around them.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

duck sakes when you can’t be more repulsed by dickie you see him wearing Ugg boots