Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

[malibu skies]

You are very similar because you’re both absolute knobs

 

[Noppa]

This looks like the weirdest job interview ever

 

[EnoughAlready]

Jack can’t keep his eyes off Jade!

 

[Bobby Chariot]

That bloody moustache
Thinks he's bleeping D'Artanian or something

 

[Offish]

That disparaging tone when he said ‘what, like ridge?!’ he so believes he’s the alpha male here doesn’t he
I have noticed that ridge doesn’t bend and scrape to Jack like a lot of the other men do, I like him for that, a lot.

 

[Princess of Scots]

Why's Jack firing into her? He's giving Jade more duck me eyes than he ever has to Tori

 

[NoTeaHere]

Wow. She’s optimistic!

 

[Webster1357]

God this week's been brutally boring

 

[Aussie]

He's so bleeping gross

 

[Clovis]

Good for you, Jade. The sensible reaction to Ham Tits.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Oh god this cringe is making my fanny hurt from clamming up in disgust

 

[NewMrsC]

It’s on the rise - but for you Jade not Tori!

 

[Latetotheparty]

Jack definitely can’t get it up

 

[Offish]

Second hand mortification for Tori!! Imagine getting into bed naked and basically being turned down, night after night… after night.

 

[Its_Me]

He'd be a better match with Lucinda

I wouldn’t wish that on her, he’s also 20 years older

 

[unidentified]

I actually think jade is into him

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Alright tammy Wynette…..we believe you. Your loyal to the Christmas ham

 

[Sonz1981]

Eeew sleazy, slimy, purple top knot wanker

 

[Offish]

Alexa, play ‘stand by your man’

imagine saying that your only reason for sticking by Jack is because you said you would, before you even knew him. Tell me you’re desperate without telling me you’re desperate.
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Alright tammy Wynette…..we believe you. Your loyal to the Christmas ham

Great minds

 

[Diagnosis123]