Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

[EnoughAlready]

Why does the edit keep cutting people off in mid flow!!! Grr!

 

[coconochanel]

John has finally woken up and he is grouchy.

and I quite like it

*I'll get me coat

 

[Webster1357]

Ixpert John reciting Jack's top Twatty moments

 

[Bobby Chariot]

................

 

[Now I get it]

In the plus side, Michael and Stephen will probably get a lot of dick after the show.

Open heart, open mind, open mouth...

Every cloud
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Tori flapping away a fart (or a metaphor for Jack!) lol

 

[Latetotheparty]

Jono always looks like he just woke up from a long nap and he’s worried he may have dribbled in his pants while asleep

 

[Webster1357]

OK - this one is gold

 

[Latetotheparty]

Tim man is loving this!

 

[Princess of Scots]

Let's go John.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I've finished my icecream and we've not got to the good stuff!!!

I’ve just looked down and realised I’ve eaten an entire bar of Dairy Milk. I don’t blame myself, I blame these twats.

 

[Webster1357]

Lauren keeps looking to Jonno for reaction, but he never seems to turn his head in her direction

 

[Moot22]

I hate Tori, but imagine 3 “love” experts telling the guy next to you what a POS he is after they forced you to marry him because you’re perfectly matched.

 

[Clovis]

Jack won't change, he'll just learn how to hide his cuntyness better.

 

[Latetotheparty]

Jack actually got off lightly! They better rip into Sara!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Annnnd the world’s stupidest woman is staying.

 

[Noppa]

I’m staying cos I haven’t had enough airtime yet

 

[Bobby Chariot]

.............

 

[malibu skies]

Do Sara and Lauren have the same hairstyle tonight?

 

[Latetotheparty]

Yes John! Let’s!

 

[EnoughAlready]

If she’s put stay after all of this then even Alessandra can’t save her, she’ll put up with his tit until the end of time and Jack will be laughing his bollocks off at her and everyone else.