Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

[Now I get it]

Dickie is a creepy old fucker. That's why Andi has got the ick. (We remember the photo challenge...)

 

[coconochanel]

Apart from him being spineless Jono and Lauren are my fav couple

 

[Latetotheparty]

He lost her as soon as he was all over the place in the first week and he's got worse since then.

I think he lost her for good when Sara and Tim’s relationship blew apart last night

 

[MooBelle]

This is painful to watch

Like watching that Attenborough programme where the Orca teases the seal on an ice sheet just ro torment it. Then, when it's exhausted the orca just slowly drags it under the water...

 

[Thank(space)you]

Andy looks so miserable, she should just leave if she's unhappy

 

[aimzalicious]

Freaks me out when Ixpert John sits quietly for ages... he's saving himself for Saaa Raaa

Like watching that Attenborough programme where the Orca teases the seal on an ice sheet just ro torment it. Then, when it's exhausted the orca just slowly drags it under the water...

Omg I'd blocked that episode from my mind!

 

[Webster1357]

The only couples that have even a tiny chance of lasting beyond the show are:

Hoops Jnr and Eden​

Deece and Jade​

Maybe Jonno and Lauren but probably not, he's not right for our Queen​

I honestly think that's it.

 

[Clovis]

Ok, that was not enough Lauren for me. Poor job, editor.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Dickie

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Ffs I’m dying for a wee and there feels like there hasn’t been an ad break In years for a change

 

[coconochanel]

Michael and Stephen BORING!

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Talk to us Jesus...TALK TO US

 

[glittermicky]

Right surely these two have to go tonight?!

 

[Clovis]

These boys had better both write Leave. No excuse now.

 

[Noppa]

Ffs these two boring beautiful wankers

 

[Hellofish]

Michael and Stephen BORING!

Hope they leave this week tbf

 

[Princess of Scots]

 

[Webster1357]

If Michael and Jesus Junior don't both write leave I am gonna to be pissed

 

[Moongirl69]

I forgot about Michael and Stephen.

 

[Now I get it]

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