Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #5 Sponsored by Merry Munch

[Clovis]

Lauren keeps missing the punchline. Jack wants another groom to sleep with Tori because he doesn't want to..

 

[Sonz1981]

Eden’s eyebrows are so bad!! Why doesn’t she get them waxed?!

 

[Aussie]

Eden does remember that her husband fucked one of his girlfriends mates and made her watch right?

Allegedly, I'm still on the fence of that never happened!

 

[EnoughAlready]

Enter Tori and the Lobster, he's hoping someone else will knob her

thread title!

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Lauren keeps missing the punchline. Jack wants another groom to sleep with Tori because he doesn't want to..

Exactly, that changes the whole conversation even further

 

[Deb788]

Gunna say it, don't like Michael. Sorry.

I'm not sure on him either . One of them is gonna be a prick and we are probably gonna end up loving crazy Madeleine. Standard MAFSA

 

[Ginnyjo]

what in the neck beard ad is this?

 

[Webster1357]

Ive always wanted one just so my ginger tabby could ride it around the house (not a euphemism)

I've got one, it scratched the duck out of my tiled floor!

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I'm not sure on him either . One of them is gonna be a prick and we are probably gonna end up loving crazy Madeleine. Standard MAFSA

The only way we can love Mad mads is if we see them come in and cart her off to a nut house, I’d feel sorry for her then

 

[MooBelle]

Gunna say it, don't like Michael. Sorry.

Agreed. Nothing in particular but just get a bad vibe.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Agreed. Nothing in particular but just get a bad vibe.

He seems like he’s a bit up his own arse and looking down at everyone else there?!

 

[behindthesofa]

Before it all kicks off, I want to reiterate just how much I utterly bleeping LOATHE that red raced, thin lipped, buck toothed, greasy man-bunned, sockless, pencil dicked bleep!

 

[me myself and karma]

Agreed. Nothing in particular but just get a bad vibe.

Exactly, and I'm prepared to be wrong and apologise. But deffo gives me something hinky.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Allegedly, I'm still on the fence of that never happened!

Why the heck would he say it then? It makes him come across like a complete douchebag.

 

[Deb788]

I've got one, it scratched the duck out of my tiled floor!

I've got Kardean and carpet plus tiles in kitchen and it's been fab had it years and it was £60 . Does have teeth marks on it from the dog attacking it thou !

 

[Webster1357]

Eden’s eyebrows are so bad!! Why doesn’t she get them waxed?!

She's quite unattractive generally, sorry! The brows definitely don't help

 

[Aussie]

Why the heck would he say it then? It makes him come across like a complete douchebag.

For the drama maybe!

 

[Sonz1981]

Why the heck would he say it then? It makes him come across like a complete douchebag.

Spoiler: Jayden’s ex

I listened to the podcast. Jayden’s ex categorically denies it happened

 

[EnoughAlready]

Jacks shitting himself but I doubt Tori will believe the girls!

 

[Deb788]

The only way we can love Mad mads is if we see them come in and cart her off to a nut house, I’d feel sorry for her then

She could come out with a sob story and it being an act/ defence mechanism. Stranger things have happened . Seems too much of a cut and dry nutter to me ? People would switch off if that's all there is too her.