Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #5 Sponsored by Merry Munch

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Ok only 10 mins into last nights episode.
You can tell Ash and Mad are fucked from the packing styles alone.
Michael better not hurt his sweet groom, also what bloody genetics does that family have? siblings all looked hawt
I can't remember the twit grooms name, I'm just gonna call him small twit frat, he is ick personified as are his mates, felt sorry for his bride, then I heard she had a CHAAAIIILLLLLLDDDDDD. Come for me all you want but as a single parent I always think partaking in this when your child is young is a dick selfish move, the time apart, the upheaval, and look we all know it's not going to last, you're wasting time away from your kid for 15 mins of fame if you're gonna be honest with anyone.
 
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This seems a bit risky for the show, she looks like someone in a deep stage of untreated mental illness. This isn't even kooky or unusual like loads of people on it have been, this is unstable, highly erratic, emotional, racing speech and thoughts and delusional, hearing voices. She isn't psychic she's literally in a state of mania.
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This is the line that convinced me she wasn't acting and was instead unwell, extreme over-familiarity with him, she's in a complete fantasy.
YES! What you said. 💯
She is exhibiting very obvious signs of psychosis.

If she's faking it, she should be an award winning actress. If she isn't, then the producers need hauling over the coals for exploiting someone with mental illness for viewing figures.
 
Bear with me.... Bring Collins back, match him with Mads....
'WHY AM I SO ANNOYING....'
'WHAT A DAY....'
pls someone meme it....
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OK I'm finished!
I think I'm as happy as Tim will be for Jack to show his true colours, I'm nearly sure the recap showed the moment his 2 brain cells copped the ramifications of what he said and realised he's foooookkkkeddd
 
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I can’t work out yet if it’s an act or she is going through a mental breakdown, poor Ash though imagine on a first date they started talking to dead people, you’d have to ghost them (pun intended 😂) but he’s now got to move in with her! I didn’t think I was going to like Mr Deece but actually I think they make a good couple and he was sweet about her daughter I think they have potential. Slightly off topic but has anyone seen the celebrity apprentice Australia (yes I watch a lot of tit) with Martha from season 6, she’s actually still with Michael, he appears to help her with a task where she cheats, she’s quite funny in it but randomly Ross Noble is in it and he’s brilliant, it’s worth a watch when you run out of tit TV 😂

I really wanted Ash to quietly stand up and get into his Uber while she was talking to the spirits with her eyes closed.
 
Ok only 10 mins into last nights episode.
You can tell Ash and Mad are fucked from the packing styles alone.
Michael better not hurt his sweet groom, also what bloody genetics does that family have? siblings all looked hawt
I can't remember the twit grooms name, I'm just gonna call him small twit frat, he is ick personified as are his mates, felt sorry for his bride, then I heard she had a CHAAAIIILLLLLLDDDDDD. Come for me all you want but as a single parent I always think partaking in this when your child is young is a dick selfish move, the time apart, the upheaval, and look we all know it's not going to last, you're wasting time away from your kid for 15 mins of fame if you're gonna be honest with anyone.

I think it’s going to be the other way around. For such hotties they appear to have zero chemistry. I think Stephen checked out the minute he found out he was a substitute.
 
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