Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #5 Sponsored by Merry Munch

[Aussie]

What is a dead ball? Dead bull? Did you go to a deadball? ….What are they saying?!!

Deb ball as Debutant ball, huge in Australia
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AH THANK YOU! I thought a dead bull was talking to her from the other side.

A Debutant ball is like a coming of age thing for teen girls. They wear what I can only describe as 80's inspired wedding dresses!

 

[Kittylover2019]

Aah guys, I’m having to watch the next morning to catch up when Mr KK is off the scene.

I fear I may need the ixperts myself if I subject him to anymore mafs……..he’s not feeling it and he’s killing my vibe

 

[Sonz1981]

First time thread suggestion so go easy on me!!

a good argument to wreck the peace , this dinner party looks deece

 

[Aussie]

First time thread suggestion so go easy on me!!

a good argument to wreck the peace , this dinner party looks deece

 

[RachRN86]

Dead Ringer
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He looks like doofy from scary movie

 

[NoTeaHere]

Isn’t TM next week?

Sorry to quote you, don’t quote me, but yes you are correct, the devil’s in the detail which I did not check. . I’ll make sure I have more chocs on standby instead.

 

[Aussie]

Sorry to quote you, don’t quote me, but yes you are correct, the devil’s in the detail which I did not check. . I’ll make sure I have more chocs on standby instead.

I had to double check too!

 

[Mushy]

This seems a bit risky for the show, she looks like someone in a deep stage of untreated mental illness. This isn't even kooky or unusual like loads of people on it have been, this is unstable, highly erratic, emotional, racing speech and thoughts and delusional, hearing voices. She isn't psychic she's literally in a state of mania.
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Madelene 'I've always known you've trusted me' and 'you've always been supportive of me'
Ash 'we met yesterday '

This is the line that convinced me she wasn't acting and was instead unwell, extreme over-familiarity with him, she's in a complete fantasy.

 

[Yellow_brick_road]

I’m late to the party because of my work hours but settling down with a bag of Easter Munch Mix from
Asda, it’s not quite merry munch have to say but it is half the price!

 

[unidentified]

This seems a bit risky for the show, she looks like someone in a deep stage of untreated mental illness. This isn't even kooky or unusual like loads of people on it have been, this is unstable, highly erratic, emotional, racing speech and thoughts and delusional, hearing voices. She isn't psychic she's literally in a state of mania.
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This is the line that convinced me she wasn't acting and was instead unwell, extreme over-familiarity with him, she's in a complete fantasy.

And it all started after her grandad died…

 

[Mushy]

And it all started after her grandad died…

Oh I missed that, that's so sad and all makes sense.

 

[Amoo]

I thought they were saying "Dead Ball" and I imagined that involved dancing in Halloween style costumes.

When I hear the word ridge I think of that bit between a man's bum hole and his bollocks. That's a ridge.

Ridge's name made me want ridge cut crisps but now I'm not so hungry.

 

[Yellow_brick_road]

I can’t work out yet if it’s an act or she is going through a mental breakdown, poor Ash though imagine on a first date they started talking to dead people, you’d have to ghost them (pun intended ) but he’s now got to move in with her! I didn’t think I was going to like Mr Deece but actually I think they make a good couple and he was sweet about her daughter I think they have potential. Slightly off topic but has anyone seen the celebrity apprentice Australia (yes I watch a lot of tit) with Martha from season 6, she’s actually still with Michael, he appears to help her with a task where she cheats, she’s quite funny in it but randomly Ross Noble is in it and he’s brilliant, it’s worth a watch when you run out of tit TV

 

[cotswoldlife]

WOW, best friends in Australia have no morals! (Jokes BTW, my bestie back home is the best!)

Funnily enough when I lived in Aus my so called friend cheated with my boyfriend at the time when I was back in the UK on holiday

 

[bats**tcrazy]

Just saw this on Twitter -

 

[girlinbrum]

This series has probably been one of the worst for their haphazard matches. Think they should leave the facade of being experts and admit they're in it for the laughs.
Ash is another one who is clearly vulnerable given the death of his brother and they set him up with Maddy. I honestly think he should sue for emotional trauma.

 

[Aussie]

I can’t work out yet if it’s an act or she is going through a mental breakdown, poor Ash though imagine on a first date they started talking to dead people, you’d have to ghost them (pun intended ) but he’s now got to move in with her! I didn’t think I was going to like Mr Deece but actually I think they make a good couple and he was sweet about her daughter I think they have potential. Slightly off topic but has anyone seen the celebrity apprentice Australia (yes I watch a lot of tit) with Martha from season 6, she’s actually still with Michael, he appears to help her with a task where she cheats, she’s quite funny in it but randomly Ross Noble is in it and he’s brilliant, it’s worth a watch when you run out of tit TV

They have a baby now too

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I’m late to the party because of my work hours but settling down with a bag of Easter Munch Mix from
Asda, it’s not quite merry munch have to say but it is half the price!

Tell me more….does it contain nuts???

 

[Deb788]

Just saw this on Twitter - View attachment 2827898

Homophobic joke according to insta not surprised

 

[Mushy]

This series has probably been one of the worst for their haphazard matches. Think they should leave the facade of being experts and admit they're in it for the laughs.
Ash is another one who is clearly vulnerable given the death of his brother and they set him up with Maddy. I honestly think he should sue for emotional trauma.

So true, it really is reckless. They pair lovely, genuine already traumatised people that deserve better, with OBVIOUS wronguns. Its no longer just flawed or quirky, unusual, some of these, usually men, clearly have abusive histories and predispositions and are misogynists. That gargoyle looking werewolf twit that keeps telling lady that wants a baby that's she's 'highly emotional' and that he's logical like HELLO

The second that toothy top knot red faced cretin came on screen it was obvious bad vibes and massive ego. surely they must be extensively interviewed in person?

Most people can put on an act sure, but good psychologists/psychotherapists can read between the lines, spot inconsistencies and work someone out in an hour's appointment.