Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #5 Sponsored by Merry Munch

[G&Tjustforme]

Mad cow is going to order a 30 0z rare rib eye

 

[Clovis]

Don't cows kill more people than lions ?

Cow farts are responsible for the hole in the ozone layer.

 

[MooBelle]

Oh duck here we go

 

[me myself and karma]

Noooooo, mate, noooo. We don't need her to be any more anything!!

 

[Sonz1981]

I’m cringing so hard

 

[NoTeaHere]

I need an Ash. He’s just rolling with it (mostly - even he has his limits!)

 

[Aussie]

Is neighbours still going??

Yeah on Amazon now!

 

[Noppa]

What the duck is happening? Btw…I love you

 

[Turmeric123]

 

[unidentified]

Nah I’d be out of there. She’s bleeping nuts

 

[me myself and karma]

She's said it so much it's meaningless now

 

[Sonz1981]

Quick fetch ridge , she needs a pysch nurse!!

 

[Aussie]

Who is she saying I love you too

 

[Diagnosis123]

 

[Hellofish]

I mean...how would you ever do anything with this!?

 

[Scragbags]

I've just realised he's called Ash I thought she was ash ffs this couple bores the tits off me I can't even be arsed to learn their names and this is the second time I'm watching it

 

[Turmeric123]

Who is she saying I love you too

Herself
Loving your new profile pic

 

[Miss Begotten]

Are we seriously meant to believe this deranged fuckbucket passed the psych evaluation?

 

[aimzalicious]

Ash and his potato, lamb and salad is like Tim and his beloved KitKat

 

[Deb788]

I hope she doesn’t get a message from his dead brother. I knew a girl who claimed to be a medium. A guy I knew his ex had an abortikn he was really cut up about it. This girl was telling him the aborted fetus was a girl who was always with him. He was so upset. It was the most manipulative, disgusting thing I’ve seen

I worked with someone similar who was also religious. They would say a girl I worked with dad who passed away was in hell as he was gay . And also said I was going to hell as living in sin they could see it ?

Ps still living in sin 24 years later so ?