Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #5 Sponsored by Merry Munch

[MooBelle]

God this is like every rugger bugger wedding I've ever been to.
I don't like predictions because it's heavily edited but these 2 twats are well suited.

 

[Now I get it]

Oh stop it dirty dick. Stop saying Deeece

 

[Aussie]

She just wants to be married, they could of put anyone up there

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh don’t you bleeping start Richard that’s all we need colonel Sanders starting talking like a teen.

 

[malibu skies]

I need some Ixpert John to cleanse my mental palette of these dickheads

 

[EnoughAlready]

Kiss the old bird if she’s lucky? Not a chance would I let that buffoon around my chaaaald

 

[NoTeaHere]

Can I get a whoop whoop for the end of the wedding ceremonies? I do find them the dullest part… at least we don’t get the montages of them trying on suits now .

 

[Noppa]

My housemate has just walked out of the living room in disgust at the 19383992th mention of dece. I might join her in a minute ffs

 

[Webster1357]

Oh stop it dirty dick. Stop saying Deeeze

Excuse me, Dicky's down with the kids. Deeeze (or was it wheeze)

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Calling her the old girl yeah I wouldn’t be tolerating that

 

[Miss Begotten]

This twit does understand he’s married to the woman sitting next to him, not his twatty mates?

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I wouldn’t tell him I had a chaaaillldd as I would be packing up and leaving after I’ve eaten

 

[Sonz1981]

I wouldn’t tell him I had a chaaaillldd as I would be packing up and leaving after I’ve eaten

I’d maybe wait and see if the honeymoon is somewhere nice. Maybe with a handy cliff he can mysteriously fall off?

 

[aimzalicious]

I'm living for Jayden's side eye!

 

[NoTeaHere]

He needs to grow up a bit and stop staying deece. But might just be playing up to cameras. Seems to be a deece side to him as well from the clips.

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Dicky is South African… just noticed his slight accent & the scarfs give it away
Ridge is a a Buzz Lightyear but way laddish just saying now he is going to piss everyone off… wonder if he will do a ‘Shoey’!!!
Oh & Jade has a Chiaaaaalllddddd

 

[Webster1357]

Oh dear, that went down like a hog roast at a Bat Mitzvah

 

[unidentified]

Haha as if this fella thinks it’s ok she has a chaaaillldd

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Why is he suddenly now talking and behaving like an adult. Ffs if he was like this more he would be okay. The ladish act is such a turn off

 

[Sonz1981]

Let’s hope that is the real Ridge and the twatty version is just nerves