Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

[HotDawg]

My 6 year old could construct a better, more heartfelt poem.

 

[EnoughAlready]

I think Jack’s one of them that don’t even like the partner as much as he makes out, he just wants to be seen as more superior as a couple than the other couples! It’s the whole competition element for him imo

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Yeah Timothy - Nurture your own garden

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

You’re dead right it’s not where Lucinda wants it to be. You’re not balls deep in her for starters.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam-I-am ffs

That poem was appalling.
I would write a poem about him but I can’t think of anything that rhymes with repulsive douchebag.

 

[JombleWomble]

I think Jack’s one of them that don’t even like the partner as much as he makes out, he just wants to be seen as more superior as a couple than the other couples! It’s the whole competition element for him imo

I think this is the only way in which they're a good match because they're both like this!

 

[Diagnosis123]

"Have you got the time, Fella?"

 

[Turmeric123]

Wtf is Lucinda wearing I'm not sure whether to pet her or shoot her

 

[Now I get it]

Lucinda does have a very calming voice.

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

He loves the way she makes the bed?

Just made me think of

"I'm grateful for my long natural hair, my eyes...."

 

[Diagnosis123]

Foxy lady

 

[HotDawg]

I'm here ! Got the best snack. Never got anything from college.

This is biscoff cream chocolate from Mercadona. Anytime someone I know goes to Spain I give them money to bring this back for me.

Honestly it's banging,way better than the bus off bars here

Got my dad to bring me back 5 bars of it.

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Looks amazing!!! What time shall I come over to share some?

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Umm, yeah, Lucinda. No, it really wouldn't be healthy to chase after someone and keep saying love me, love me. Might even put someone off you.
* cough *

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Wtf is Lucinda wearing I'm not sure whether to pet her or shoot her

It’s very Mob Wives

 

[malibu skies]

Oh stop it I bet you’re even prettier than her.

That is the nicest thing ever

 

[Turmeric123]

It’s very Mob Wives

It so is

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

"Have you got the time, Fella?"
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I hadn't noticed but funnily enough since someone mentioned it the other day, it was the first thing I saw tonight. I'm not a fan (and I'm going off him a bit too).

 

[aimzalicious]

Bens embroidered cocktail polo shirt needs to be burnt immediately

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

White sports socks under silky palazzos. Stylish, Ellie.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Tim needs to bloody grow a pair and dump her surly arse. What the hell does he see in her?