Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

[me myself and karma]

Just been informed that himself coming round for dinner tonight I told him what he's missed so far, 1st he reminded me that I tend to do cupping in my sleep, he's ok with this unless I'm a bit squiffy as I tend to roll over without letting go the toples question is very interesting. Is it ok for a man but not a woman are moobs sexual? He thinks Tim might get a bit over excited at unfettered breastickles and asked her to cover up to save uncomfortable consequences? Then reminded me that I frequently flash a tit if I can't be bothered to form a vallid argument but want to win. Works a treat

 

[Wolfshead]

I find Lucinda's voice really grating, and her vocabulary too.

Everything about her is intensely irritating to me.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

You just know Jack is tit in bed

Totally. Jack is 100% a ‘tit, tit, pump pump, squirt’ type of bloke. The kinkiest he’s ever got is that time he got his foot caught in his pants

 

[Tea&Toast]

There's no proper likeable couple in this series, is there. It's all caterpillar brows, bad manbuns, creepy grandad, sex pests. There's like no one to cheer for

There are individuals I like, such as Tristan and Andrea, although I can’t stand that dick she’s with, she can do better, it’s a shame both their relationships aren’t better. I find Timothy funny also. I’m up to episode 28 so I won’t give any spoilers, but Timothy has grown on me.

And I agree that the real reason Jack won’t have sex is cos he’s got a tiny dick and lasts about 30 seconds He’s jacked up on roids for the show and now he can’t get it up. I still think he gives off tiny dick energy

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Ffs this 7:30 start is just not practical. I have to parent tonight so won’t be watching live. Admittedly the rest of the week I parent from the bed and shout to the children to go to bed (they aren’t small things)

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

I'm a couple of episodes behind and have just watched the commitment ceremony.

I cannot remember a time when I laughed so hard as I did at Collins. What an absolute tosser! I don't think he's neurodivergent at all, just a self obsessed wanna be. He has no interest in Natalie. He just wants to be on the telly.

Also, Richard throwing Timothy under the bus

 

[G&Tjustforme]

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So true!!!
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[girlinbrum]

Damn you Collins. Had an intense day at work and sent this text to my cousin
"What a day!"
I never ever say that!!!!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I thought the thread had gone quiet

 

[Turmeric123]

 

[Princess of Scots]

Another bloody shift where clinic ran late. Still not home. Going to have to bloody plus 1 it.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Damn you Collins. Had an intense day at work and sent this text to my cousin
"What a day!"
I never ever say that!!!!

I started watching a new Netflix series today, a French one called The Fury. In the middle of the first episode she all of a sudden says it in English, what a day!

 

[abelleza]

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They’re all future gammons

 

[Tea&Toast]

Jack Gammon personal tit with a tiny dick

 

[Sonz1981]

Evening ! I’m here on time and will try stay awake. E4 really needs to put this back on at 9pm , 7.30 is early and it means we miss the juicy bits because of the watershed

 

[Turmeric123]

I'll be a bit late this evening but will watch on firestick so will catch up quickly with no ads!

 

[aimzalicious]

What the duck is going on in Hollyoaks?! Incest???

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

I've just got a 100% on a uni assignment with an extra comment of excellence. I'm ready to parteeeeee! Where’s my chocolate eggs? I guess an old dog can learn new tricks

 

[Aussie]

What the duck is going on in Hollyoaks?! Incest???

That was my thought too

 

[malibu skies]

Evening fellas!