Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

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Lucinda saying "I think self-romancing is where it's at at this point" while holding her fingers like this has me DEAD 🤣
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This is my first time watching MAFS Australia, having only watched most of the UK series before, and I'm hooked!

I've disliked Tori from the start, Jayden and Jack are of course rank and there's something I don't like about Ben, he looks like he could have a nasty side. I like Lucinda but piss off is she only 43!

I'm not a hugger, nor into women, but if Alessandra wanted to do a hugging task with me, I might change my mind...
 
2 things: my husband was in the room as I was watching last night and I missed loads as he was asking questions and commenting. Leave me alone

Jack and his alpha male and all his exciting sex fantasies. Jack has a tiny dick and can barely last 2 mins in missionary and that is why he claims no sexual chemistry with Tori. He can't let the truth get out.

Oh actually 3 things

Tori is a class A eegit. She'd rather play the "I'm so cool about everything" girl than see Jack for the twit he is.
 
Gatsby said:
What is an executive assistant? They all have fancy job titles but when we see their home they either live with their mum or live in a bedsit!
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Someone who provides support to an executive, so usually admin, arranging meetings, etc. It's an updated term for what a good secretary would do in the past. Good EAs are massively organised, understand the politics of their organisation, are discreet, tactful, good at forward planning and trouble shooting with great interpersonal skills. Which is why Collins is NOT an Executive Assistant.
 
coconochanel said:
The thing is Lucinda is gonna push Tim further away with her behaviour, he's already said he's not ready and she's still going on. :oops:
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I don't think Tim will ever be ready for Lucinda tbh . She's just not his type and l don't know if you ever had a boy or girl who was really keen on you when you were young but l couldn't bear them . I'm sure we have all felt the same way . Well this is what Tim is feeling l think . It's a shame because l like them both but Lucinda is just gagging for sex with Tim and he just isn't interested.
 
Lucinda’s starting to come across a bit desperate now - he clearly doesn’t fancy her!

I find intimacy week a bit cringe. Imagine your parents watching you discuss sex acts on TV. I think people’s private life should stay private!

Tristan looks frightened as hell on the trailer for tomorrow’s episode. And Jack is just vile 🤢
 
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