Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

[Miss Begotten]

I don't think I do either .... I wonder if it's one of those things you'd want to do just to tick off, like doing the 3 peaks - I've still not done Ben Nevis.

As you know I’m very shallow and not at all fussy, but I’d rather do Everest, Kilimanjaro and Ben Nevis than him.

 

[Wolfshead]

Lauren's vocal fry hurts my throat. It's beyond annoying.

 

[Turmeric123]

As you know I’m very shallow and not at all fussy, but I’d rather do Everest, Kilimanjaro and Ben Nevis than him.

You'd rather do Al than him

 

[me myself and karma]

As you know I’m very shallow and not at all fussy, but I’d rather do Everest, Kilimanjaro and Ben Nevis than him.

We'd probably have more fun trecking up a hill with snacks and Tesco secco

 

[Diagnosis123]

Hope this works, here is the original segment of jack and Tori that was so heavily edited in the UK version.

 

[MooBelle]

Hope this works, here is the original segment of jack and Tori that was so heavily edited in the UK version.

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Why do they think we can't take it?

 

[Sonz1981]

Well I fell asleep. Can’t believe I missed intimacy day1! Going to watch on catch up and will try stay awake tomorrow!!

 

[me myself and karma]

They know where all highly frisky and might abandon watching to go monkey grip some nipple clamps in the shower

 

[aimzalicious]

Spoiler: Off topic

I can't decide if I fancy Pete Wicks

Oh my christ I got Pete Wicks and Pete Burns mixed up!

 

[Thank(space)you]

Jack
(Is that his name?)

 

[Chip1984]

I've jumped ahead and all I'm going to say is I cannot bleeping wait to be on this thread when you've all seen what I've seen
@Diagnosis123 is gonna have a bleeping field day

 

[DD-LDN]

Why do they think we can't take it?

Probably cba with ofcom complaints they would get lol

 

[Aussie]

Oh my christ I got Pete Wicks and Pete Burns mixed up!

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Spoiler: Off topic

I can't decide if I fancy Pete Wicks

Spoiler: Off topic reply

I have experience with this...It took me a while to decide but I settled on yes I definitely do.

* As long as you mean the actual Pete Wicks and it's not a nickname for someone on MAFS because in which case I have no clue who you mean

 

[girlinbrum]

I love Lauren. When they do the family visit, hope the creepy sister comes back lol

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Why do they think we can't take it?

It’s because they put it on at pretty much 3pm. Should be later on a bland day let alone days when they are discussing cupping

 

[girlinbrum]

In the Australian version, on their honeymoon Lauren tried to play "shag, marry, kill" with Johnno and he refused - pretty sure they edited that out of UK version. Think there's been quite a few things.

 

[HotDawg]

I've jumped ahead and all I'm going to say is I cannot bleeping wait to be on this thread when you've all seen what I've seen
@Diagnosis123 is gonna have a bleeping field day

How far ahead? Asking for a friend….
Please and thank you

 

[abelleza]

I love Lauren. When they do the family visit, hope the creepy sister comes back lol

Same, I’d love to sink a couple of bottles of wine with her and put the world to rights.

I genuinely don’t think I can watch tomorrow,I nearly brought my dinner up watching Hoops Jr and his stringy hair with whipped cream on his naked chest

 

[Por Que?]

I think I might be alone in my strong belief that Lucinda should be allowed to sleep with the girls out if she pleases, providing she is just sleeping with the girls out and not attempting to breach the pillow wall (physical or metaphorical) #FreeTheWabs