Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

[aimzalicious]

Thread title goes to @Noppa who had the most liked Collins insult from last nights show

duck Cillian Murphy for Oppenheimer, the best actor award goes to... Collins for his performance last night

(thanks to @Diagnosis123 for the fabulous edits as usual ♥)

Please no spoilers or hints of what's going to happen. If you've watched the Aus one (which is 4 weeks ahead, I believe) there is a seperate thread here:

MAFS Australia season 11 (Australian pace) #1 oh s... here we go again

Happy new season everyone !! The first episode aired yesterday. I looked for a new thread, but there isn't one. For the UK readers who clicked on the thread by mistake: THIS IS GOING TO BE ON AUSTRALIAN PACE BEWARE OF SPOILERS

tattle.life

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Imagine when everyone finds out Collins surname is Dictionary

 

[noseybirdxo]

Evening! Sorry haven’t tattled for a few days but of course I have been watching

 

[Miss Begotten]

Lucinda needs to dial it down a lot.
She might as well be lying on the bed with a massive arrow pointing to her fanny with “This way Timbo” written on it.
If it was the other way around and Tim was nagging her for a shag the experts would ( rightly ) be all over it.

 

[spag bol]

Has Tim dyed his hair?

 

[Noppa]

Ooh I’ve never had a thread title before, I’m honoured

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Ffs I lost internet for a minute. Tim man stomped off to find his yellow brick road and that was it for me

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Lauren saying "More passion"

Just made me burst into more passion, more passion, more footwork, more footwork.

Sorry if you're not a tiktoker and have no idea what I'm on about!

 

[Diagnosis123]

Married to a heartless Tin Man and now she's got holes in her socks. Poor gal

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Imagine when everyone finds out Collins surname is Dictionary

Middle name Oxford

 

[Sonz1981]

Hang on Lucinda is 43?? No way. I’m 42 and I thought she was easily a decade older than me. Not that she looks bad or anything she just has an older aura somehow

 

[I steal names]

I really like Lucinda, and I think she just wants reassurance from Timothy. But I couldn’t handle all her deep introspection so much. They’re just very different people. She needs a guy who will want all the deep conversations and connection stuff she seems to love.

 

[Pocuspeg]

Lauren saying "More passion"

Just made me burst into more passion, more passion, more footwork, more footwork.

Sorry if you're not a tiktoker and have no idea what I'm on about!

more energyyy

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Middle name Oxford

Pocket sized

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Married to a heartless Tin Man and now she's got holes in her socks. Poor gal
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SHE IS NOT 43 I DEMAND TO SEE HER BCERT!!

 

[girlinbrum]

With Tim Man and Luci whilst I don't think they should be humping, they need to make some kinda effort. He needs to have a wash, buy her a present, cook her dinner, take her for a beach walk, take her wherever is their "jam", do something, he does zero. And Luci I love you as you are but maybe experiment with dressing more your age? I can't believe there's a 10 year age gap between them.

 

[malibu skies]

With Tim Man and Luci whilst I don't think they should be humping, they need to make some kinda effort. He needs to have a wash, buy her a present, cook her dinner, take her for a beach walk, take her wherever is their "jam", do something, he does zero. And Luci I love you as you are but maybe experiment with dressing more your age? I can't believe there's a 10 year age gap between them.

Have a wash

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

What’s with all these wooly hats indoors?

 

[EnoughAlready]

Lucinda isn’t wrong to want someone who wants to grab her and throw her on the bed or up a wall somewhere, I just I don’t think Tim is that man for her, but if he doesn’t start showing some willing he needs to be honest with her!

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Have a wash

Soap dodger