Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #3 There's Jesus and cleavage... but who's Jack?

[MooBelle]

Not sure how Tricky Dickie and Andrea can beat that tbh.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Weird, at least just photos he does nothing for me
Although he looks a lot like my old boss. Even my new boss commented how annoyed he was by his good looks!

OK, so where do you work and are there any vacancies?

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

I feel like the only person Richard is 62 years old adores, is himself.

 

[Clovis]

Ooh, intimacy week. Alessandra with her magic box of dildos for the guys.

 

[Aussie]

Intimacy week

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I'm taking Dickie's advice and choosing to eat my son's easter egg

 

[Webster1357]

Seriously? Better than Chris next to a waterfall?

My bad, second best

 

[Miss Begotten]

Intimacy week

Don’t be such a wuss. We have hairdryers. It cant be as bad as Pat and Belinda’s sexy massage.

 

[Aussie]

Don’t be such a wuss. We have hairdryers. It cant be as bad as Pat and Belinda’s sexy massage.

Oh ffs that was torture

 

[aimzalicious]

Ooh, intimacy week. Alessandra with her magic box of dildos for the guys.
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Alessandra has the right idea - butt plugs and hairdryers for everyone!

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Ooh, intimacy week. Alessandra with her magic box of dildos for the guys.
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Tin Man Tim is going to hide all the batteries

 

[Webster1357]

Lucinda still with the stink face. Timmy's gonna have to at least offer a finger tonight.

That made me laugh way more than it should have

 

[auntclara]

Apart from being really greasy and pervy looking , there’s something really off about Richard that I can’t put my finger on.

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Looks like Nat is off!!! Meanwhile Collins is going to camp out in the Skye Suites halls to stay in the show

 

[Miss Begotten]

Apart from being really greasy and pervy looking , there’s something really off about Richard that I can’t put my finger on.

I think he’s completely fake. I think he pictures himself with some gorgeous young thing and he’s making do with Andrea, but I think if he got a sniff of a “better” offer he’d be off like a shot.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Looks like Nat is off!!! Meanwhile Collins is going to camp out in the Skye Suites halls to stay in the show

I'm sure they're always looking for someone to hand out the starters each week

 

[Webster1357]

Looks like Nat is off!!! Meanwhile Collins is going to camp out in the Skye Suites halls to stay in the show

I think he may camp out in more ways than one

 

[girlinbrum]

I wonder if they'll do the partner swap task.
Lucinda with Tristan to show him how to like himself.
Cass with Toothy Tim so she can get some action.
Tori with Johnno cos he always looks clean and shiny, so he can make sure she has a shower and looks less smelly.
Or maybe Johnno should get with Michael....

 

[EnoughAlready]

I’m already ready for new couples to join this lot are a draining bunch!

 

[Pocuspeg]

me watching Collins during that shit show.