Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #3 There's Jesus and cleavage... but who's Jack?

[girlinbrum]

1. Jayden needs conditioner or some Moroccan hair oil.
2. If Cass and Lucinda are expected to provide therapy to their husbands, who is looking after Cass and Lucinda?
3. Sarah looks rough for someone who claims to be 29.
4. Dicky- you know how Tattle autocorrects St*rmzy to St*rmzy is 72, it should do same for Dicky

 

[Diagnosis123]

Lmao Lucinda's face didn't look too holistic there listening to Lauren's sex life with Jono.

Lauren
"We banged on our wedding night and haven't stopped since"

 

[Webster1357]

Hang the fuck on. He left out the crucial part that he wanted his ex to watch

Or that when he told Eden about it he said he had no regrets. Backtracking fuckwit

 

[MooBelle]

John taking no prisoners

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Collins you fucktard

 

[Clovis]

That's right Collins. Blame the woman, that always goes down a treat.

 

[Aussie]

Omg Collins you prick, do not blame her grief, you cunt

 

[Hellofish]

That little laugh thing he does is so annoying!!!!

 

[Noppa]

Fuck off Collins you last name for a first name prick

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Hoops Junior's hair makes me feel physically ill. I just want to know why? Why would anyone have hair that awful? It's like a hate crime.

Eden's eyebrows are nearly as bad. I don't understand them at all.

I'll ask my son when he gets in. The more this show goes on the more I think my son looks a little like hoops jr except the muscles. I feel an urge to go tell him off

 

[EnoughAlready]

Punch him John go on !

 

[Webster1357]

And the Oscar goes to....not you mate.

He's getting well feisty!

 

[Olivebread123]

Natalie should not be on this show 2 months after her dad dying!!!
I couldn’t function let alone start a relationship - or be on MAFS - at least a year after my dad died!!

 

[Aussie]

Oh my god, this has taken a turn. Write leave Nat & run

 

[EnoughAlready]

The mask is slipping!

 

[mindlessness]

Collins dumb little hand gesture after John said he hasn't finished talking

 

[MooBelle]

Collins you fucktard

Thread title nomination please.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

You guys might not agree with me but I'd a million times over be with Jayden, who clearly did a fucked thing, over Collinds, WHO IS A FUCKED UP THING.

 

[Now I get it]

If these 2 are here next week

 

[aimzalicious]

The mask is slipping!

Collins is... Australian Psycho