Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #3 There's Jesus and cleavage... but who's Jack?

[coconochanel]

So Jayden's GF cheated on him so he shagged her BF while she watched




WHAT A DAY!

 

[lokp0009]

Am I tripping or did they just have an ad break then show us about 3 mins of footage?!

 

[aimzalicious]

Oh that's not the one I saw!!

Can you put the one you saw behind a spoiler

 

[Miss Begotten]

Convince your husband you’re the hottest?
What the fuck is she still doing there?

 

[EnoughAlready]

“Convince your husband you’re the hottest” oh here’s just here for a laugh and the airtime isn’t he no one can that be much of an Andrew Tate on purpose, surely?! What a knobber!

 

[Aussie]

Can you put the one you saw behind a spoiler

It was a video I saw, not sure how!!

 

[coconochanel]

I have a question about the poll on this thread....why isn't there a 'none of them' option?

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Dear oh dear Richard you dick

 

[EnoughAlready]

Well troops that one was a lot! I need a cig and I don’t even smoke, never looking at a wet patch the same ever again, what a day.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Well troops that one was a lot! I need a cig and I don’t even smoke, never looking at a wet patch the same ever again, what a day.

Have a quick blast on your hairdryer.

 

[aimzalicious]

This thread has really made me laugh tonight - everyone try the hairdryer trick okay? Then come back to me and tell me I'm a genius

I'm out tomorrow catching up with a friend over some drinks, so will miss you all tomorrow

 

[Pocuspeg]

Late to the catch up ... but FFS Jayden.
Once a man bun always a man bun.

 

[EnoughAlready]

This thread has really made me laugh tonight - everyone try the hairdryer trick okay? Then come back to me and tell me I'm a genius

I'm out tomorrow catching up with a friend over some drinks, so will miss you all tomorrow

Piss poor planning if you ask me Aimz! (Have a nice time!)

 

[Pocuspeg]

The trick with the wet patch is to manoeuvre yourself on to their side towards the end

YES!! Never on your own side!! And get them to bring the tissues and towel lol.. and then they can sleep in the wet patch
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Ah I respect Tim for that.. doesn't want to be the creepy old man!
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Richard ...no. You're a dick.

 

[girlinbrum]

Think the intended point of this show is that love is possible ... but all it does is make me glad I'm single.

 

[Turmeric123]

I've jast caught up and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying- who knew a hairdryer would entertain us all so much

 

[mindlessness]

Re wet patches and approaches to dealing with it. I give you this product I once saw on a targeted advert: https://splashblanket.co.uk
It's like a puppy pad for grown adults, with added velour.

and on a very different note, I hope your Mum is okay @Aussie !

 

[Ginnyjo]

rookie mistake having the wet patch on your sleeping side...always shuffle over, ehmmmm and the wet patch, isn't that mostly from the woman? or does everyone not normally pee straight after? negating the slime sludge migration?
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also dick is a cvunt

 

[aimzalicious]

Re wet patches and approaches to dealing with it. I give you this product I once saw on a targeted advert: https://splashblanket.co.uk
It's like a puppy pad for grown adults, with added velour.

and on a very different note, I hope your Mum is okay @Aussie !

" Whether you’re a squirter, a fan of period sex, someone who enjoys sploshing, or you just like to use plenty of lube, there’s going to be some cleanup involved."

What's sploshing?!

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

" Whether you’re a squirter, a fan of period sex, someone who enjoys sploshing, or you just like to use plenty of lube, there’s going to be some cleanup involved."

What's sploshing?!

Is that where you use food?