Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #2 Tim Man and Top Knob are the cream of the crap

[aquamarine1234]

Just caught up.

Collins- OBVIOUSLY gay. What is he doing there?
Jack- The teeth... wtf. Looks like when people put a tube ticket in their mouth. Clearly a nasty guy too...

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

You know when animals get turned into humans in films? Jack is part way through turning into a rat but without the charm.

 

[ZeroCraic]

Sorry but Hoops jnr gives me the dry bokes.
It's the 'I just like to snuggle and cuddle' thing.... ICK

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

I'm back from holiday and am jumping in. Hopefully I'll be up to date to watch along live tonight.

 

[waffleberry]

I have a thing for hoops junior and it troubles me deeply.

Be mean! Go for it!

So if I said he reminds me of Rocky Dennis...

That's me going to hell then He actually seems quite sweet as well so it feels even worse. I hope things turn out well for him and Eden though!

 

[whoareyouu]

So if I said he reminds me of Rocky Dennis...

That's me going to hell then He actually seems quite sweet as well so it feels even worse. I hope things turn out well for him and Eden though!

I have just had to Google Rocky Dennis and OMG I do see it hahahahaha.

 

[malibu skies]

I can’t believe how many of you know their actual names already - to me, everyone is ‘Hoops Jr’, ‘one of the blond girls’ or ‘that girl who kept tripping over’

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

I don't understand the Hoops reference

 

[Kittylover2019]

So if I said he reminds me of Rocky Dennis...

That's me going to hell then He actually seems quite sweet as well so it feels even worse. I hope things turn out well for him and Eden though!

Omg, I had to google……..yes…… you are going to hell

 

[Scragbags]

Nah Collins is the actual worst.
Atleast the other grooms just come out and say if they're not feeling it

 

[SaLou]

I'm almost caught up with the episodes. I love Jayden and Eden, really hope it goes well for them. I love the drama of MAFS Aus, but I do want to see some couples who are well matched too.
I really like Cassandra, she seems lovely, but I don't think they matched her with the right guy.

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

I don't understand the Hoops reference

It was a nickname given to Jayden's brother Mitch who has appeared on a previous series of MAFS Aus. I think it was given to him because of his earrings but I'm not 100% sure ... maybe someone else can be more specific.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I know this is UK MAFS related but seriously this is absolute bollox and they know it. The only ever comparison there was with Ian Huntley!

 

[waffleberry]

I have just had to Google Rocky Dennis and OMG I do see it hahahahaha.

Omg, I had to google……..yes…… you are going to hell

I must clarify, it's the not the real life Rocky Dennis he reminds me of but the actor who portrayed him in the film 'Mask' with all the prosthetics and stuff. I don't know if that's slightly less evil
But like I said, he seems a nice fella. Just can't see past those strong features

 

[whoareyouu]

I know this is UK MAFS related but seriously this is absolute bollox and they know it. The only ever comparison there was with Ian Huntley!

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I always got gay vibes from JJ.

 

[aquamarine1234]

I always got gay vibes from JJ.

100%. I'm sure he goes for the plastic fake girls because he thinks that's what straight people must like.

 

[coconochanel]

OMG when Collins shared a bed with his new wife and they put pillows in the middle of the bed.

 

[Peakyblinders]

I don’t know why people don’t like the cousin as I think he’s absolutely bang on the money and tbh the groom (don’t know his name) didn’t even really deny it!

 

[Liverbird2003]

I know this is UK MAFS related but seriously this is absolute bollox and they know it. The only ever comparison there was with Ian Huntley!

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As if you could sleep with someone who people compare (or you think they do) to your son

 

[Miss Begotten]

I have to say that all the pictures of “hot men” are making me feel extremely old. I had to google some proper crumpet to cheer myself up.

I don’t know what it is about Hoops junior. It’s not the way he looks, because there are obviously loads of unattractive men around, but there’s something about his personality and the way he acts that sets my arseholeometer pinging. I can’t really explain it, but I am convinced he’s a wrongun.