Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #2 Tim Man and Top Knob are the cream of the crap

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I get what you mean, but I get the feeling her becoming his grief counsellor and role of carer, without getting much back, won’t be good for her! We’ve prob all been a “fixer” in some of our relationships but I think at 40 plus you’re past cleaning everyone else’s tit up and just want a good thing!
Not going that far, I just mean that he might open up with her and let his guard down and relax. I'm not thinking a one sided thing, just that there's an opportunity there for both of them.
 
🙋‍♀️ They just need a bouncer now!
No, not Mel!
Joe was initially with Kerry Bishop. Harold's daughter and mother of Skye Bishop who became a Mangel.
Kerry was a hippy and was killed at an anti duck hunting protest. He went on to adopt Skye and then marry Mel.
Please forgive me for having way too much knowledge of 1980s Neighbours, but the comparison between Joe Mangel and a mad hippy woman just brought it all out of me...
 
No, not Mel!
Joe was initially with Kerry Bishop. Harold's daughter and mother of Skye Bishop who became a Mangel.
Kerry was a hippy and was killed at an anti duck hunting protest. He went on to adopt Skye and then marry Mel.
Please forgive me for having way too much knowledge of 1980s Neighbours, but the comparison between Joe Mangel and a mad hippy woman just brought it all out of me...

Ohhh my apologies!! I was only born half way through the eighties so thanks for the knowledge!
 
No, not Mel!
Joe was initially with Kerry Bishop. Harold's daughter and mother of Skye Bishop who became a Mangel.
Kerry was a hippy and was killed at an anti duck hunting protest. He went on to adopt Skye and then marry Mel.
Please forgive me for having way too much knowledge of 1980s Neighbours, but the comparison between Joe Mangel and a mad hippy woman just brought it all out of me...
dw I remember Kerry and the duck hunt, such a realistic scene :)
Now I'm wondering do people even duck hunt in Aus?
 
Am I honestly the only person who not only doesn’t fancy Hoops junior, but thinks he’s got a dodgy as duck vibe about him?
I’m starting to doubt myself. Do I need to recalibrate my arseholeometer?
I’m still catching up but I agree. He’s giving Nice Guy energy to me. Plus his Tarzan hair 🤮
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I just know that he's a rotten shag, see if he's describing himself as passionate and fierce in bed. Guarantee he's all talk and will be a damp squib.
Bet he cries when he cums
 
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Okay, I'm all caught up and ready to join you next week on time, with snacks in hand. I think it's going to be a good one this year!

At first I thought 'over protective cousin' was being an annoying little witch for screentime, but now I see he's obviously spot on about Ben only being there to promote himself.

Lucinda is bonkers but lovely I think - Vanilla Tim is clearly terrified of her though. She'll eat him alive,

I thought Collins was annoying but Natalie takes the prize there, with her whole 'aren't I adorkable' vibe'

Top knot twit Jack seems sightly dangerous to me and I think his bride needs to run. Also, I dislike her shoulder tattoo.
 
She says an awful lot of words and a whole lot of nothing though
I'm inclined to think the same and that the hippy stuff could be rather irksome for him, however she does appear to have a good heart and seems to be well meaning. I can't see these 2 making it for very long because he's not 'spiritual' enough for her and he probably wants a more 'average' type of woman. At least he hasn't been horrible to her so far (not intentionally anyway).
 
Well I'm catching up
I think hoops bro is making too much of a big deal out of his job? 🤷🏽‍♀️
Feel like ep 4 must have been dead as hardly any pages to this thread haha
I like hoops bro a lot more than him so far 🙂
Can't work out what he's worried about though.

Is it because he doesn't earn much as a kick boxer? I've no idea if that's well paid or not.
Or because he thinks she might be scared of him?🤔
 
I don't think he's worried at all, it's all for sympathy. I think he looks like one of those Easter Islands heads.
You could be right regarding him just wanting some sympathy, but I'm a very unsympathetic witch and will quickly lose patience if he keeps it up.

We've got 2 contestants so far who lost their fathers recently. If I hear about that all the way through the show my sympathy for them will quickly wear thin as well.

Jayden 😄
 
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