Married At First Sight Australia season 11(E4 pace) #12 Ridge McCoy, who can believe he's actually deeecceeee!

[Now I get it]

Tori so smug

 

[aimzalicious]

I'm sorry, I'm an asshole but I'm gonna say it. Lauren's eyeballs are completely in the wrong place.

She has a lazy eye, she's poked fun at it before

 

[Latetotheparty]

Aw poor Lauren! What a crappy person Ellie is too! Her and Jono deserve each other! Pair of pricks

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

The way his shorts rode up
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Oh man I almost chocked on my gummy snake looking at that

 

[me myself and karma]

I don't see any issue with removing his left testicle a la Lorena Bobbit, all a question of perspective, eh Jonno?

 

[NewMrsC]

Eek that’s a lot of long messages. Men don’t put that much effort into communicating with women unless they want to bang them, ime

This!!

I don’t even put that much effort into messages with my other half. It’s just TikToks of food or who’s got today’s wordle answer the quickest!!

 

[Latetotheparty]

The way his shorts rode up
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Eurgh those legs look like they should be hanging out of a birds nest! What an ick!

 

[Sonz1981]

all I remember about Ellie was her banging on about wanting children. Surely that and her boringness is offputting to men? Did she do anything more than that and I’ve forgotten?

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

This!!

I don’t even put that much effort into messages with my other half. It’s just TikToks of food or who’s got today’s wordle answer the quickest!!

The only time I send messages long like that is when you having a row when they ain’t home. Never the usual day to day tit

 

[NewMrsC]

Ok I want a domino’s wrap followed by Ben and Jerry’s now

 

[me myself and karma]

I'm thinking of we've got drama this early, there's hope for a half decent episode!!

 

[Turmeric123]

Im so bored I went and Googled Toffypops. They look GOOD.

They are so good - but- yes there is a but- why have all biscuits halved in size - they are like toffypop bites now rather than biscuits (I'll have to eat extra)

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

She has a lazy eye, she's poked fun at it before

Not talking about the lazy eye, her eyes are very close together and high.

 

[MooBelle]

This!!

I don’t even put that much effort into messages with my other half. It’s just TikToks of food or who’s got today’s wordle answer the quickest!!

Mine with my husband is just one or both of us saying 'I'm on the train' or 'missed the train' and 'what's for dinner?' Oh and the riveting 'what colour bin day is it tomorrow?' Which he texts to me every single week.
Christ, who says romance is dead?

 

[Miss Begotten]

They’re the perfect snack
Wtf is Jonno on?! Did he not listen to anything she just said?

It seems like little Jono is doing all the thinking at the moment. And little Jono doesn’t give a tit about Lauren.

 

[Offish]

Oh god stop going on Jade, you boring witch. What she really wants is a sugar daddy let’s be honest.

TIMS ROADMAN VOICE

 

[Noppa]

Ridge looking like something out of Miami Vice

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Jesus what’s SaraH come as??

 

[Miss Begotten]

Jesus what’s SaraH come as??

A skanky twit?

 

[Clovis]

I'd like the producers to stop gaslighting me with this fake-ass Tim & Sara redemption arc. I'm not buying it, honey.