Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) season 10 (E4 pace) #1 No spoilers

[Clovis]

You're all being very mean about Dan's appearance. I think he looks like a Hollywood film star. Jimmy Durante:

 

[Aussie]

I'm here! I see no-one missed me!

 

[noseybirdxo]

when i was little, i always dreamed of having an indian wedding lol (or going to one) despite the fact i am not indian. i was obsessed because of bend it like beckham, the film the guru and the cheetah girls 3 they look sooooooooo beautiful

 

[Kas01980]

At least her sisters are there! Oh jolly good she’s crying again.

I haven't heard "jolly good" for YEARS

 

[Jt2020]

THE BOOBS IN THAT ORANGE DRESS!!!!

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

My wedding flowers looked like a bloody poundland job compared to this

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He’s only 42?! In what Dog years?

Speaking of dogs @Dogtanian where are you?

 

[Offish]

Those tits (orange dress) are like two overinflated helium balloons vying to escape

 

[EnoughAlready]

I can’t stand wedding guests who go like that orange dress wearer…it’s not your day love stop trying to steal the show!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Holy crap.
Has anyone else clocked the guest almost wearing the orange dress? If she turns around too fast she’ll have someone’s eye out.

 

[Princess of Scots]

Why do sixteen year olds look mid twenties these days?

I'm 22 and honestly loads of them look older than me.

 

[gummy-bear]

Omg why is that girl saying such bitchy things about the decor!!! bleeping hell, microaggresion much!

 

[crispycrunch]

Ooooooo those witches the way she said Indian or Thai

 

[Turmeric123]

I'm here! I see no-one missed me!

Sorry mate I was late myself and not long finished eating

 

[Thank(space)you]

Not getting good vibes from his guests

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

when i was little, i always dreamed of having an indian wedding lol (or going to one) despite the fact i am not indian. i was obsessed because of bend it like beckham, the film the guru and the cheetah girls 3 they look sooooooooo beautiful

“Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes”

 

[Offish]

I can’t stand wedding guests who go like that orange dress wearer…it’s not your day love stop trying to steal the show!

Trashy af.

 

[NoTeaHere]

I get it now. He does look like him!

 

[crispycrunch]

Hope he likes chilli

He'll learn

 

[Thank(space)you]

I just can't get over how rude his guests are.