Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[G&Tjustforme]

Ffs have they not even had a shower together or full on foreplay there is no hope for them!!

 

[other things online]

it’s not even 9pm

 

[under the ivy]

How do I get Alana’s body

 

[BelleAmie]

It’s like we’ve stumbled on to some bizarre Australian version of naked attraction

 

[Miss Begotten]

Nothing is going to happen Patrick. If he gets within 5 feet of her she’ll beat him to death with her teddy bear.


What a bleeping surprise. Jason and Alana have decided to liven up their relationship by more shagging.

 

[Sophielee]

what a surprise sex on the menu for these two ffs

 

[Clovis]

Ffs have they not even had a shower together or full on foreplay there is no hope for them!!

I don't think they've even touched each others "things".

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh god @Sophielee can I have one of your bags of crisps to drown this out?

 

[BelleAmie]

How do I get Alana’s body

I really wish I hadn’t had that second kitkat

 

[Dipdab]

WHAT IS HAPPENING TONIGHT?

 

[Gairlfb]

Booka is FUMING omg I’m scared for him

 

[Sophielee]

Oh god @Sophielee can I have one of your bags of crisps to drown this out?

Mate at your door now!!! I'm sweating from crunching so much

 

[BelleAmie]

This is how crime documentaries start

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Booka is pissed!

 

[under the ivy]

 

[Clovis]

Yeah, Booka. Being passive-aggressive is always a winner.

 

[Aussie]

Booka has taken this a bit far!

 

[Lullabella22]

booka is seriously pissed.

 

[aimzalicious]

I would love to live in Brett Paradise

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Bring back the Josh title screen I beg make it stop!!