Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[Dipdab]

Pats deffos got a cocktail sausage

 

[BelleAmie]

I did not prepare myself to see Pat’s bare ass tonight

 

[Gairlfb]

God I could have lived a perfectly happy life not ever seeing Pat’s hairy arse crack

 

[Clovis]

 

[Frankspencer]

Is Belinda five?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Patrick reminds me of Neil from Strictly, if you know you know

You had to mention the N word didn’t you?

 

[Lullabella22]

I wouldn’t mind seeing his “thing” I love a good thing.

 

[noseybirdxo]

Patrick reminds me of Neil from Strictly, if you know you know

This is a Neil free zone. There’s enough of that on the Strictly thread

 

[BelleAmie]

duck me I nearly choked on pure awkwardness when Pat said big smile big

 

[under the ivy]

Pat’s hairy crack is burnt on my brain now, please can someone upload Chris’ calendar to cleanse me

 

[Aussie]

His flabby arse in HD wasn’t warranted, personal trainer?!?

I'm reporting to ofcom

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I wouldn’t mind seeing his “thing” I love a good thing.

Are you okay hun?

 

[Clovis]

Oh dear, that made me laugh so much I feel a bit sweaty now.

"Big smile, big...." Lmao

 

[other things online]

Why did I get these vibes from Pat writing the letter to Booka

Haven’t been able to keep track of these threads cos I’ve had to watch it at another time but I have tonight n u lot have had me crying

 

[Sophielee]

nearly slashed myself from the edge of a crisp then from shock

 

[Lullabella22]

Are you okay hun?

he looks good with his new knashers…

 

[aimzalicious]

Fucks sake once again this thread coming thru with the amazing commentary my stomach hurts

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Pat’s hairy crack is burnt on my brain now, please can someone upload Chris’ calendar to cleanse me

It’s the Thursday curse

 

[BelleAmie]

nearly slashed myself from the edge of a crisp then from shock

Have you sacrificed being able to hear for the crisps?!

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Is Belinda five?

She acts like a giggly 5 yr old… ‘No Pat I don’t want to see your thing & your bum bum’ they do act like cousins… banjos playing in the distance…