Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[BelleAmie]

snacks and slurps down everyone we have no subtitles so 100% concentration needed

It’s like the most intense exam I’ve ever taken

 

[noseybirdxo]

Georgia that pink lipstick is not cute

 

[Aussie]

That's not bleeping sexy. She is dressed like one of those knitted toilet roll things!

 

[Clovis]

Sure, Pat. Booka took it really well and was mature about the whole thing.

 

[Sophielee]

Alana is gonna disappear down a drain. her wedges are bigger than her

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Belinda’s come dressed a cheeky girl

 

[BelleAmie]

So wait a second - are they saying we’ve sat through what feels like hours of Jason and Alana arguing about nothing when their problems were all solved with a shag? Why did they put us through that?!

 

[noseybirdxo]

Belinda saying undies hahahahah I know it is a proper Aussie thing but god shes a grown woman I’ve not said that since I was young

 

[under the ivy]

Georgia’s lipstick is the same shade as George Ezra

 

[Gairlfb]

“Hands moved around” dying

 

[Clovis]

Are you guys "closer"? Lmao

 

[Lullabella22]

SHE TOUCHED THE THING !!!!

 

[BelleAmie]

Look at Pat squealing like a little pig

 

[noseybirdxo]

“Hands moved around” dying

Cringeing hell

 

[Dipdab]

Jason and Alana should be the new “sexperts” or whatever they’re called.

Johnny looks

 

[Clovis]

Everyone coming into the room with that romantic just been fucked glow.

 

[Aussie]

Great can see what Bec had for breakfast

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

So have Pat & Belinda banged or have they just had a grope?

 

[noseybirdxo]

I really love Johnny and Kerry

 

[BelleAmie]

So have Pat & Belinda banged or have they just had a grope?

I think just a grope. Wild.